BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – SAINT PATRICK
March 17, 2013
Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have brought here today the one, the only, St. Patrick himself for this week’s interview. Saint, are leprechauns real?
St. Patrick’s ghost: Sure they are.
Loon: Have you ever found or eaten a four leaf clover?
St. Patrick’s ghost: I and me companions preserve me! Yes, it’s true.
Loon: Did you use a large whip to drive all those snakes and ladders out of England?
St. Patrick’s ghost: Shut it down, boy. I fear ye’ve sprung a leak in your brains. (ascends)
Loon (satisfied): Be back next week when I ask another celebrity ghost 3 questions.
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