May 2, 2013

wild bill hicock

The man Wild Bill is looking at has but a brief span of time left to dwell on this world of sorrows before winging his way to eternal rest because:

a. he made sport of Bill’s hat.

b. he made sport of Bill’s abundant flow of hair.

c. he flat out insulted Bill’s mustache.

d. he wondered how a low down varmint like Bill ever came to be so lily-livered.

e. he said, ‘Well, as I live and breathe, if it ain’t the famous Wild Bill Hiccup hisself.’

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