Loon: I’m excited to welcome the ghost of the one and only wolfman to the 3 question interview. First question. Sir, is it harder to brush your teeth when you change into a wolfman?
Ghost of Lon Chaney Sr: A wolfman is one of the few creatures I haven’t been, friend. That was my son who played the wolfman. If you want to speak of hunchbacks and phantoms, I’m your man.
Loon: You weren’t the wolfman?
Ghost of Lon Chaney Sr: No, my son Creighton was the wolfman. He was also excellent, might I say definitive, playing the role of Lenny in Of Mice and Men.
Loon: Not the wolfman?
Ghost of Lon Chaney Sr: Sorry, old sport. That’s my Gatsby. Pretty good, eh?
(Loon leaves the room. Ghost of Lon Chaney Sr changes into a thousand faces and explodes.)