BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – TEDDY ROOSEVELT
August 4, 2013
Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have summoned former president Teddy Roosevelt for today’s 3 question interview. Mr. President, your wife Eleanor certainly helped you out a lot, didn’t she?
Teddy Roosevelt’s ghost: Eleanor was my niece.
Loon (aghast): You married your niece?
Teddy Roosevelt’s ghost: Get a grip, fellow. You don’t look fit.
Loon: I’m just shocked. Was this known while you were living?
Teddy Roosevelt’s ghost: You’re sickly, sir. A regimen of exercises and rambling about in the great outdoors would do you wonders. I highly recommend such a program.
(TR’s ghost marches through wall, leaving behind a stunned Loon.)
Leave a Reply