BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – MARILYN MILLER
Loon: I am told today’s guest on the 3 question interview was a huge Broadway musical star and Ziegfeld girl in the 1920s or something. She’s so popular that we’re having her back for a second interview even though I don’t remember the first. Her name? Marilyn Miller. Like I said, I don’t remember what we covered last time, so we’ll start fresh. Was it a lot of hard work to put on one of those shows, Ms. Miller?
Miller’s ghost: You’re bleeping right it was, you bleeping bleeper!
Loon (taken aback): Oh, my. What was your favorite role?
Miller’s ghost: Look, you bleep of a bleep bleeping bleep, bleep you and your bleeping questions. Every bleeping role I had bleeped, and you better bleeping believe it.
Loon: Ummm, is it fun where you are now?
Miller’s ghost: What the bleeping bleep do you bleeping think? I’m bleeping dead! How’s that for being bleeped? Bleep!
Loon: That’s 3 questions. Bye. (Hurries off.)
Miller’s ghost (fading): Bleepedy bleeping bleepers…..
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