TRIFFID STRIKE

August 21, 2013
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Claude Hatfield thought he was taking a picture of a cute baby lizard on a boulder. Little did he know he would be recording his final seconds alive while at the same time capturing the lightning strike of an enraged triffid.

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LAKE STRIPES

August 20, 2013
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SHAKESPEAREAN NOIR

August 19, 2013
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Perchance To Kill

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – JACK DEMPSEY

August 18, 2013

Loon: A hearty welcome to the 3 question interview. Our celebrity ghost today is one Jack Dempsey, a professional boxer of note, so I am told. Mr. Dempsey, a ring is round. Why is a boxing ring square? Dempsey’s ghost: Hell, I dunno. Loon: Who invented gloves? Dempsey’s ghost: Kid, lemme give it to you […]

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A SENTENCE BY MATT BRAUN

August 17, 2013

Frozen in their stillness like grizzled centaurs in smoked buckskin, the men stared down as if bedeviled by the sparkling water. When you’re fixin’ to write a mountain man book like this here Bloody Hand, it’s flat proper to worry out all the purple prose you can honestly haul aboard with no fear of penalty.

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THE ADELE ASTAIRE KWIZ ANSWER

August 16, 2013

It’s d, d, d! Oh, she danced like crazy up and down those marble stairs!

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THE ADELE ASTAIRE KWIZ

August 15, 2013

Adele retired from show biz and married into the British aristocracy because: a. she’d always wanted to live in a castle. b. she’d always wanted to live in a castle and preside over tea. c. she’d always wanted to live in a castle, preside over tea, and tell the butler ‘That will be all, Smythe’. […]

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HERE AND NOW VS THERE AND THEN

August 14, 2013

Youth HERE AND NOW there and then Age THERE AND THEN here and now

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THE LUNCH

August 13, 2013
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The man arrived early, as always. He was led to his usual table in the far corner. His hands shook. Would she show again? Here, this date, this hour, this 23rd time. He sighed. A flood of relief. There she is. He watched her take her seat at the table far across the room. She […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – HENRY WADSWORTH LONGFELLOW

August 11, 2013

Loon: I am told by the Lords of the 4th Dimension that today’s guest for the 3 question interview, Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, was a famous poet. Mr. Longfellow, how hard is it to think up rhymes? Longfellow’s ghost: Rhymes are not of prime importance. Loon: I see. What is then? Longfellow’s ghost: Rhythm is the […]

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