THE PAT PAULSEN KWIZ ANSWER

September 20, 2013

Tommy did make the mistake of challenging Pat to a 3 mile run.

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THE PAT PAULSEN KWIZ

September 19, 2013
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Besides for president, Pat Paulsen once ran: a. a hippopotamus into the ground. b. from Moline, Illinois to Wichita, Kansas wearing a lemon-scented orange beret. c. the Bald Eagle Hawk, a small newspaper in Weed, California. d. Tommy Smothers into the ground. e. a zoo in Poland.

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THE MARMALADE MAN

September 18, 2013
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The marmalade man went door to door in his dark clothing. He carried his fired clay pot of marmalade hanging from his neck by a chain. A silver ladle he clutched in his left hand. At each door he rapped twice sharply. When he did so, a thin panel slid open and out was thrust […]

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RED RAGE SEETHING

September 17, 2013

RED RAGE SEETHING CHAINSAW TEETHING LO, THE TINY TRIFFIDS SWARM BEST NOT LINGER TO LOSE A FINGER IN THE ENSUING FRENZIED STORM

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THE BETTY BRONSON KWIZ ANSWER

September 13, 2013

Nothing exciting. She slipped, fell, and sprained her wrist. Favored it for a while, but didn’t miss a single day’s work.

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THE BETTY BRONSON KWIZ

September 12, 2013

Betty, just after this picture was taken during filming of the silent movie of Peter Pan,: a. fell out of that window and sprained her wrist. b. went to her Exotic Menu Club luncheon and ate a porcupine sandwich. c. smoked a cigar. d. took up archery. e. returned to her mansion and gamboled with […]

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FLOWER POWER

September 11, 2013
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ICKLE, THE ROBBER

September 10, 2013
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cucumber pickle, pop sickle, shingles prickle, Travis Bickle, feathers tickle, butter brickle, my wife was fickle, give me a nickel, and while you’re at it, give me the rest of your money, too

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HOW TO BEGIN A ROMANCE NOVEL, DADA STYLE

September 9, 2013

Test pilot Bart Chadwick adjusted his scarf with brutal efficiency before glancing at Kimmetha with his questioning gray long-lashed eyes. ‘I’ll be fine,’ said Kimmetha, feeling her entire being turn to pudding in response to his crooked grin. Meanwhile, in Spain …

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – MARK TWAIN

September 8, 2013
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Loon: The subject for today’s 3 question interview needs no introduction. Introducing for your pleasure, Mr. Mark Twain, author of Tom Sawyer, Huckleberry Finn and many other Leatherstocking tales. Mr Twain, was it hard to keep that white suit clean? Twain’s ghost (looming): This interview will be curtailed before it properly gets under way if […]

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