October 3, 2013

conrad veidt

Conrad Veidt’s eyes are glazed like that because:

a. he’s been awake for 16 days staring at an orange.

b. the wig of enchantment automatically induces a waking coma of happiness.

c. they aren’t his eyes. They’re fake eyes painted on his closed eyelids.

d. his cat, though dead seven years, still recognizes him.

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