BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – JAMES FENIMORE COOPER
Loon: The 3 Question Interview today is with this old time author dressed in woodsman’s togs, Mr. James Fenimore Cooper. Mr. Cooper, I am told you wrote exciting books. Is this true?
Cooper’s ghost: ‘Pears as how that just might be so.
Loon: Are you speaking as yourself now or as your famous character, whatever his name was?
Cooper’s ghost: When dawn caresses my cheek with its slender fingers, I rise in the green haven of the gladed forest in full control of each and every one of my many personalities.
Loon: And that means?
Cooper’s ghost: I ‘spect I speaks how I feels, and whether or not such speech is inspired by the miracle of creation, who can say? I, for one, abhor certainty.
Loon: Thanks for talking to me, if, in fact, you did.
(Ghost exits stage left. Loon exits stage right.)
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