BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – KING GEORGE III
October 20, 2013
Loon: We have royalty among us for our 3 question interview today, a king of England. Your Solemn Royalness, how many powdered wigs did you own?
George III’s ghost: I spy a sparrow on your brow.
Loon: Huh? Oh, no, that’s just where I smeared my forehead with tar. So, did you guard your face with one of those cone things while they powdered your wig or hair or whatever?
George III’s ghost: Where are the ducks? I would chew on a duck!
Loon: King! Contain yourself! Can you tell us anything at all about wigs?
George III’s ghost: Wait. Who are you? You have come to steal my gander, haven’t you? (falls weeping to the floor. continues through floor to disappear)
Loon: Well, I guess we’ll have to postpone learning about wigs for a while. (shrugs)
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