BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – EDGAR RICE BURROUGHS

November 3, 2013

Loon: Today on the 3 question interview we have the ghost of the founder of the city of Tarzana, Mr. Edgar Rice Burroughs. Mr. Burroughs, did the naming of the city have anything at all to do with the famous Tarzan, the Ape Man?

Ghost of Burroughs: Naturally.

Loon: 2nd question. Do you like avocados, being a Southern Californian and all?

Ghost of Burroughs: They lend themselves well to salads.

Loon: Finally, if you could eat tortillas all day, would you?

Ghost of Burroughs: Hadn’t they best get you back to the home? (swings off on phantom vine)

Loon: What did he mean by that? Space shoes? (trembles, foams at the mouth, collapses)

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