BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – SHAKESPEARE’S LANDLORD

November 10, 2013
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Loon: The lords of the 4th dimension inform me that for today’s 3 question interview they’ve sent us William Shakespeare’s landlord, Jack Spot. Mr. Spot, can you tell us anything interesting about Shakespeare?

Jack Spot’s ghost: No.

Loon: What did you serve your tenants for supper?

Jack Spot’s ghost: I were landlord, not innkeeper, you pustule.

Loon: Oh, sorry. Now then, what was a typical day like back then?

Jack Spot’s ghost: Piles of guts tanged with stench.

Loon: That’s all the time we have. Good-bye.

(Jack Spot’s ghost withers to naught. Loon wobbles on his pins, blinks his eyes.)

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