BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – HATFIELDS AND McCOYS

December 8, 2013
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Loon: Today for the 3 question interview, I…

(Ghosts of Hatfields and McCoys crash through ceiling, punching, biting, kicking.)

Loon (shouting): Wait a min…

(Loon goes down after taking a left to the jaw from a particularly burly Hatfield maiden.)

Loon (raises head, groggy): What’s the big idea? This is no…

(Loon jackknifes in agony as a McCoy knee to the groin strikes true.)

Loon: Oooooohhhhh…

(Tumbling, cursing, flailing, eye gouging ghosts of Hatfields and McCoys take their never ending battle through the floor away and gone.)

Loon: Oooooohhhhh…

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