December 12, 2013
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blue meanie

The Blue Meanie Leader was mean because:

a. his boots were too tight.

b. his Miss Congeniality sash was torn from his gown when it was discovered that he was Mr. Congeniality.

c. he thought his song ‘I Want To Hold Your Gland’ was way better than the Beatles’ ‘I Want To Hold Your Hand’.

d. he was raised in Wyoming by a box of cereal.

e. as a mere meanlet he was bullied by a raging congregation of bulls and insurance salesmen.

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