TO BUILD A HOUSE

December 30, 2013

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To begin, fell several trees and bustle about turning them into logs. Build a wagon, load it with the logs, and haul them to the beach. Next, get yourself some rope, a whole lot of rope. Bind your logs together into an attractive patterned house frame. Following this activity, set yourself aside and partake of the contents of Granny’s jug. When you emerge from your coma two weeks later, take some time, at least three days, to regain the ability to walk. Having reached this plateau, return to the beach and decide whether or not you still want to live. If yes, abandon the project, move to Barstow, and open a bead shop. If no, swim out into the middle of the lake and refuse rescue by anything not a pterodactyl.

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