BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – JOHN D ROCKEFELLER
January 19, 2014
Loon: For the 3 Question Interview today we have a tiny old elf creature called, I am told, John D. Rockefeller. Tell me, little elf, what sorts of magic do you know?
Rockefeller’s ghost: I will give you a shiny new dime.
Loon: That would be nice, but won’t you share a magic spell or even a single magic word with us?
Rockefeller’s ghost: Thrift.
Loon: Thrift?
Rockefeller’s ghost: I don’t chew my cabbage twice, boy. Don’t chew it once, for that matter. Never touch the stuff.
Loon: Thank you, little elf. Run along now.
(Rockefeller’s ghost enters limousine. Limousine wheels away.)
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