THE LOUISE BROOKS MOUSE EARS KWIZ ANSWER

February 28, 2014

Louise showed up at the opening of a new grocery store in Altadena wearing this ridiculous outfit as a joke. The joke was on her when she was installed against her will as mayor.

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THE LOUISE BROOKS MOUSE EARS KWIZ

February 27, 2014

Louise dressed like this: a. in order to go about unnoticed in public. b. to unleash her inner Minnie Mouse. c. because she was forced to do so under gunpoint. d. for a joke.

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THE BITTERBAT CONUNDRUM

February 25, 2014

The Bitterbat household was all atizzy. For Clem Bitterbat, the criminally insane patriarch, had escaped the parlor. Sending out feelers collected from butterflies to all authorities, the Bitterbat household was taken aback when an armored division surrounded their compound. Urged to issue forth and reach for the sky, the Bitterbats complied, though not without quite […]

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IN PRAISE OF THE ADJECTIVE

February 24, 2014

He doffed his cap. He doffed his chewy black licorice cap. I rest my case.

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – SAMUEL BECKETT

February 23, 2014

Loon: Today’s celebrity ghost for the 3 question interview, one Mr. Samuel Becker, was a writer of some note, I am told. Looks a little like the homeless guy living under my shed. Welcome, Mr. Becker. Tell me, did you ever have a run in with a sheriff? Beckett’s ghost: The lawn, the lawn, the […]

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DRY

February 22, 2014
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THE VICTOR JORY KWIZ ANSWER

February 21, 2014

Opening a bait shop in Saskatoon was the one thing on Victor’s bucket list that he never got around to doing.

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THE VICTOR JORY KWIZ

February 20, 2014
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When playing Oberon in A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Victor: a. wore this costume on set and off for the duration of the shoot. b. tried, but failed, to maintain dignity while wearing the twig hat. c. was not amused when Mickey Rooney borrowed his lipstick. d. dreamed of opening a bait shop in Saskatoon. e. […]

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BREADED HAUNCH RECIPE

February 19, 2014
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You’ll need: 1 haunch 1 oven 1 stick 1 bottle of vodka 1 clove 1 random other stuff Beat haunch with stick until you grow weary. Fortify self from vodka bottle. Take clove and rub it lightly over your lips. Kiss haunch. Fortify self with vodka. Bread the haunch, preferably with another variety of meat. […]

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POEM WITH ZAPPER

February 18, 2014
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I’ll write a poem today to rhyme in the usual way I’ll end with a capper an odd little zapper Oh, how the moon clenches its fist!

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