BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – IGOR STRAVINSKY
March 2, 2014
Loon: Celebrity spirit interviewee for 3 questions today is the famous symphony orchestra conductor, Arturo Stravinsky. Tell me, maestro, are kettle drums really made out of kettles?
Stravinsky’s ghost: Ah, the music, the music, the music.
Loon: Yes, the music. Following up, and I must admit to having some inside information about this, were you ever challenged to a duel by an angry cellist?
Stravinsky’s ghost: Ah, the music, the music, the music.
Loon: I’m sure we all agree that’s certainly true. Finally, was Nijinsky as good a speller as I’ve been led to believe?
Stravinsky’s ghost: Ah, the music, the music, the music.
Loon: So, in summary, the music.
Bells chime. Stravinsky’s ghost dissipates. The loon leaves to make himself a sandwich.
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