BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – GOGOL

April 20, 2014

Loon: We have a writer I think I’ve heard of today for the 3 question interview, Mr. Nick Gogol. Tell me, Nick, is there a question you would like me to ask?

Gogol’s ghost: The Roman Nose Replacement saluted his inner thigh.

Loon: Did he?

Gogol’s ghost: Not really, but he should have.

Loon: Do you have anything final to add?

Gogol’s ghost: Da and Nyet, my traveling companion oat screen repairmen are basking in the other room.

Loon and Gogol’s ghost engage in staring contest for the next two hours. Neither wins because at the exact moment when the loon passes out, Gogol explodes.

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