NEW FROM OLD

April 14, 2014
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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – CHARLES DARWIN

April 13, 2014

Loon: Today for the 3 question interview we have a distinguished looking bearded gentleman, a Mister Charles Darwin, I am informed. Tell me, Mr. Darwin, are those boots comfortable? Darwin’s ghost: To be forthright, they are slightly snug. Loon: Following up on that, have you ever spilled honey onto your beard? Darwin’s ghost: You are […]

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RABE MEADOW

April 12, 2014
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THE JP MORGAN KWIZ ANSWER

April 11, 2014

What can I say? He had a strict cook. No dessert if you don’t finish your vegetables.

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THE JP MORGAN KWIZ

April 10, 2014
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JP glowers because: a. he can’t have dessert because he didn’t eat his broccoli. b. the minion he’s staring at brought the wrong gold plated mustache comb. c. he’s just been told wealth is not all giggles and pranks. d. no matter how much his heart yearns for it, he can’t unilaterally ban the accordion.

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THE YEARNING TREE

April 9, 2014
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FISHING WITH POP HENLEY

April 8, 2014

Preparing to go Fishing with Pop Henley or How I Broke Bread with the Devil in Hell or Giving One’s All for Art

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – J.P. MORGAN

April 6, 2014

Loon: I am joined this morning for the 3 question interview by the ghost of J.P. Morgan, a prominent financier, whatever that may be. Mr. Morgan, why are you wearing spats? Morgan’s ghost: I want your coat. Give it to me. Loon: I’m not wearing a coat. What coat do you mean? Morgan’s ghost: In […]

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THE BOARD CERTIFIED LEMMING

April 5, 2014
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Darwin Plaguemaster, the board certified lemming, approached the edge of the cliff with some trepidation and a bag of walnuts. He tossed one walnut over and watched its descent onto the crusty spikes far below. A faint nutty cry of pain drifted up to chastise the lemming. With a firm nod, Plaguemaster retreated to safety […]

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BRITISH BANKERS KWIZ ANSWER

April 4, 2014

They are discussing wealth, the healing balm.

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