TEASE
The clouds tease. They mock. They gather, but refuse to drop snow.
Yes, it’s all of the above. Ida was quite the woman.
Working on location for the movie High Sierra, Humphrey Bogart playing Mad Dog Earle was confused: a. when Ida Lupino reverted to her native English accent between scenes. b. when Ida Lupino prepared waffles for the entire crew one morning. c. when Ida Lupino insisted everybody join hands and sing ‘Greensleeves’. d. when Ida Lupino […]
i refuse to rhyme june with that night sky disc or that other word for melody i won’t do it and don’t even think about asking me to rhyme it with a common kitchen utensil standing in for the concept of making love
Jerome Bessemer was not by any stretch of the imagination a major participant in his own life. Chosen to be valedictorian of his high school class, he gave a terrific speech at graduation. It’s a pity he wasn’t there to hear it. At college he was a rogue bacteriology student, but never found the time […]
strangle the cobweb, my lady don’t live on borrowed time although your past, it is shady the couplets, they must rhyme strangle the cobweb, my lady in a warm and sunny clime while still you’re in your prime strangle embrace the grime
It’s cold enough for snow. The elevation of 6240 feet is high enough for snow. So where’s the snow?
It might surprise you to learn that the Loch Ness Monster is a mutated butterfly.
The Loch Ness Monster: a. can be lured ashore if you play your cards right. b. eats only the finest eels shipped directly from the Sargasso Sea. c. cannot dream in technicolor. d. is really a mutated butterfly.