THE KULL GABBOON

March 31, 2015
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Douse all the candles and come close to the fire, my sweets. I feel a story building inside me. Are you ready? Comfortable? Now I’ll tell you all about the monster, the dreadful Kull Gabboon. Oh, the Kull Gabboon, it’s terrible. Great eyes the size of dinner plates. Teeth a curved forest of knives dripping with blood. It has long claws useful for ripping on its thick fingers and twisted toes. Whenever it walks the land, it roars like a clap of thunder – RRRAAAHHHHH – causing giants to hide inside their castles and tremble with fear, causing Dragons to abandon their treasures and fly far, far away, causing witches to grow pale and sink to their knees.  Now the Kull Gabboon dwells in a deep cave where it practices its magic. Oh, it’s a monster with magic. Yes, it is. When it mutters and moans strange sounding words, it can disguise itself as a beautiful princess or a lazy dog or a simple carpenter or anything other else at all. Now lean closer and I’ll whisper a secret I’ve never shared before. I am the Kull Gabboon.

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