NAME CHANGE

August 21, 2015

Chambermusic Cadwallater hurried into the Hall of Records to have his name changed finally for once and for all at last. No more dillydallying. No more limp excuses. What will the neighbors think? The neighbors can go spin. How will the postal carrier react? Bother the postal carrier! Chambermusic stormed into the proper room and […]

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PRIVILEGE

August 20, 2015

Oh, sure. Louisa May Alcott and Anna May Wong and Edna May Oliver, but whenever I want to Alcott, Wong, or Oliver, you tell me I have to finish my chores first.

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A PILGRIM’S PROGRESS

August 19, 2015

It took substantial reordering of my genetic material to understand, but once this hurdle had been vaulted with an adequate amount of success, it was smooth sailing from the kitchen door all the way into the barn.

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THE SPACE GOON

August 18, 2015

The space goon tripped over some upstart moon and bent the node on his device. Another awkward start to another awkward time frame. He leaped quickly upright, hoping no one had seen his clumsy fall. In the process of leaping upright, he failed to compensate for gravitational quirks, causing his pants to rip. Thoroughly embarrassed, […]

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TRAIL

August 17, 2015
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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – CECIL B DEMILLE

August 16, 2015

Loon: I’m told by the Lords of the 4th dimension that today’s 3 question interview subject, when living, was big in Hollywood. His name is Cecil B DeMille. Mr. DeMille, you seem to be of average size. Were the residents of Hollywood unusually small? DeMille’s ghost (wearing a carefully planned look of extreme importance on […]

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FLAME IMPERSONATORS

August 15, 2015
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BEST FURROWED BROWS

August 14, 2015

Winners – Best Furrowed Brows – Father and Son Division Lon and Creighton (Lon Jr) Chaney

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SKY AS LIMIT

August 13, 2015

‘The sky’s the limit,’ snarled the bad marigold. ‘Why?’ asked the impertinent seed. ‘Because beyond the sky is space, and there’s no air there,’ mocked the bad marigold. ‘Why?’ asked the inquisitive seed. ‘Because … It’s … There’s … It’s none of your business. Get away from me before something happens that I like and […]

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FOREST IMPERSONATION

August 12, 2015

An elite brigade of triffids practices impersonating a Sierra forest.

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