THE STONEHENGE POEM

December 19, 2015

Stonehenge, wherefore wilt thou dance dwelling in England, not in France? On solstice day to don your stockings would gain you naught but random mockings. Therefore, Stonehenge, bide your time. To bathe in thought is not a crime.

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RANDOM ANSWER

December 18, 2015

1263, when excluding the unnecessary word ‘bellicose’.

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ON AGE

December 17, 2015

Was that sound an elephant stepping onto a carpet of unshelled peanuts or just me turning my head to look out the window?

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THE BOARD CERTIFIED GNAT

December 16, 2015

The board certified gnat conferred with the studious rat. First they hemmed. Then they hawed. Oh, for hours they jawed ignored by the mercantile cat.

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BURDENED, BUT NOT WITH GUILT

December 15, 2015
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NEW NOIR

December 14, 2015

1 She entered the room like balloons wrestling. 2 She entered the room. The room sighed, or was it me.

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOST – EDMUND GWENN

December 13, 2015

Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension tell me the guest for today’s 3 question interview is some fellow named Edmund Gwenn. They can’t fool me. You’re really Santa Claus, aren’t you, Mr. so called Edmund Gwenn? Edmund Gwenn’s ghost: Of course I am. Loon: I thought so. Tell me, Santa, can the reindeer read? […]

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NOT REALLY THE MARBLE FAUN

December 12, 2015
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THE NED SPARKS KWIZ ANSWER

December 11, 2015

Ned’s Mom’s biscuits were the worst. You could drive nails with ’em.

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THE NED SPARKS KWIZ

December 10, 2015

Ned Sparks’ trademark pained expression: a. was the result of an unusual encounter with an otter. b. was the result of plastic surgery gone awry. c. happened whenever he thought of the biscuits his dear old mother used to make. d. was used to mask a much more pained expression indeed.

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