DUCKS ON THE POND

March 19, 2016
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THE STAN JEFFERSON KWIZ ANSWER

March 18, 2016

For a rotund fellow, Stan’s friend Oliver proved himself quite adept at scaling cliffs with Stan on St. Patrick’s Day.

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THE STAN JEFFERSON KWIZ

March 17, 2016

Arthur Stanley Jefferson typically spent St. Patrick’s Day: a. swimming to Scotland. b. working at his spinning wheel. c. rock climbing with his pal Oliver. d. at Jimmy Cagney’s house playing whist with Cagney, Frank McHugh, and Pat O’Brien.

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PLUMLY

March 16, 2016

Meet Plumly, a ten year old Earth girl from the mountains of California. She is now dyed blue and wandering the wilds of a world in another dimension. amazon link for purchase: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B01CFD3GXM

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A QUESTION YOU NEVER WANT TO FIND YOURSELF IN POSITION TO ASK

March 15, 2016

Why is that horse stapled to the grain elevator?

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3.14

March 14, 2016
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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – HOPALONG CASSIDY

March 13, 2016

Loon: Today for the 3 question interview the lords of the 4th dimension have provided me with the ghost of Hopalong Cassidy, who I am told was a famous cowboy star. Mr. Cassidy, the first thing I notice is your unusual name. What do you know, if anything, about the origins of your name, Cassidy? […]

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THE SEEDS

March 12, 2016

The seeds gathered at the site. Their leader called for silence. The seeds ceased jabbering and paid heed. ‘Our mission is stout, true, and before us waiting,’ said the leader. ‘Let no seed feel impelled to proceed against its will. If any one of you harbors the slightest doubt whatsoever, turn and go in peace. […]

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THE NOIR KWIZ ANSWER

March 11, 2016

The answer is ‘b’ if sober, ‘e’ if refreshingly buzzed.

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THE NOIR KWIZ

March 10, 2016

The noir sentence beginning ‘You’ll take this’ is best made complete with: a. and give it to the orphanage with my blessing.’ b. ,and you’ll like it.’ c. application and fill it out as completely as you can.’ d. bouquet of flowers as a token of my esteem.’ e. ,and not only will you like […]

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