April 10, 2016
Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension tell me they’ll be sending a frontiersman named Mike Fink for the 3 question interview. I see no sign of Mr. … oh, wait. Here he is. (Fink’s ghost materializes.) Welcome, Mr. Fink. Tell me, what sort of a frontiersman were you? Fink’s ghost: Why, I was the […]
April 9, 2016
The firmaments of air and sea were hardly separable in that all-pervading azure; only, the pensive air was transparently pure and soft, with a woman’s look, and the robust and man-like sea heaved with long, strong lingering swells, as Samson’s chest in his sleep. Herman grooving in Moby Dick
April 8, 2016
Thurlmo was a lesser wizard, in point of fact an extremely lesser wizard indeed.
April 7, 2016
This is a picture of: a. a man who lost his car keys just one more time than sanity permitted. b. a tree patiently suffering yet another indignity. c. a presidential hopeful. d. the wizard Thurlmo from the Kingdom of Broken Dreams.
April 5, 2016
To prepare this sandwich you will need the following: 4 prunes 2 whole salamanders pinch of salt croissant Halve the croissant lengthwise and set aside. Arrange the prunes to your satisfaction on any flat surface. Ignore the salamanders until further notice. The pinch of salt should be worried into a small pile, then forgotten. Retrieve […]
April 4, 2016
‘Pardon my giraffe,’ said Edgar. ‘Why did that funny man say “Pardon my giraffe”, Mommy?’ said Clarissa. ‘Never mind, darling. Hurry along now,’ said Clarissa’s mother. Edgar continued wandering along the street, bumping into walls, windows, and the occasional parking meter. ‘Say, pal, watch where you’re going,’ said a night watchman on his way to […]
April 3, 2016
cruel yellow bike! yellow bike! dawn yellow bike! yellow bike! snow yellow bike! yellow bike!
April 2, 2016
I have been working for years on this 105,000 words long thing called THE GIANT: A Once Upon A Time Story Of California And Nevada. It starts like this: A little man with a flowing white beard wears a dunce cap. The dunce cap is red. The little man sits on a stool in the […]
April 1, 2016
Though not his only dynamiting outfit, it was his favorite.