BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – MIKE FINK

April 10, 2016

Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension tell me they’ll be sending a frontiersman named Mike Fink for the 3 question interview. I see no sign of Mr. … oh, wait. Here he is. (Fink’s ghost materializes.) Welcome, Mr. Fink. Tell me, what sort of a frontiersman were you? Fink’s ghost: Why, I was the […]

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A SENTENCE BY HERMAN MELVILLE

April 9, 2016

The firmaments of air and sea were hardly separable in that all-pervading azure; only, the pensive air was transparently pure and soft, with a woman’s look, and the robust and man-like sea heaved with long, strong lingering swells, as Samson’s chest in his sleep. Herman grooving in Moby Dick

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THE MAN INSIDE A TREE KWIZ ANSWER

April 8, 2016

Thurlmo was a lesser wizard, in point of fact an extremely lesser wizard indeed.

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THE MAN INSIDE A TREE KWIZ

April 7, 2016

This is a picture of: a. a man who lost his car keys just one more time than sanity permitted. b. a tree patiently suffering yet another indignity. c. a presidential hopeful. d. the wizard Thurlmo from the Kingdom of Broken Dreams.

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SPRING TAKES FORMAL POSSESSION

April 6, 2016
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SANDWICH RECIPE

April 5, 2016

To prepare this sandwich you will need the following: 4 prunes 2 whole salamanders pinch of salt croissant Halve the croissant lengthwise and set aside. Arrange the prunes to your satisfaction on any flat surface. Ignore the salamanders until further notice. The pinch of salt should be worried into a small pile, then forgotten. Retrieve […]

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EDGAR

April 4, 2016

‘Pardon my giraffe,’ said Edgar. ‘Why did that funny man say “Pardon my giraffe”, Mommy?’ said Clarissa. ‘Never mind, darling. Hurry along now,’ said Clarissa’s mother. Edgar continued wandering along the street, bumping into walls, windows, and the occasional parking meter. ‘Say, pal, watch where you’re going,’ said a night watchman on his way to […]

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YELLOW BIKE

April 3, 2016

cruel yellow bike! yellow bike! dawn yellow bike! yellow bike! snow yellow bike! yellow bike!

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OPENING

April 2, 2016

I have been working for years on this 105,000 words long thing called THE GIANT: A Once Upon A Time Story Of California And Nevada. It starts like this: A little man with a flowing white beard wears a dunce cap. The dunce cap is red. The little man sits on a stool in the […]

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THE ED WYNN KWIZ ANSWER

April 1, 2016

Though not his only dynamiting outfit, it was his favorite.

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