TENDER BUCKET

May 31, 2017

my heart a tender bucket in thrall to the moon and its petals my soul a golden sieve processing life ore in the factory

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DORMOUSE

May 30, 2017

Remember what the dormouse said.

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TRIFFID HOVERCRAFT

May 29, 2017
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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – MARY SHELLEY

May 28, 2017

Loon: A woman’s ghost named Mary Shelley from some previous time has been brought to us by the Lords of the 4th Dimension to undergo the Three Question Interview. As a ghost of yore, Mistress Mary, aren’t you envious when you see how the stoves of today with burners and ovens are so much easier […]

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KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE, FLORAL DIVISION

May 27, 2017
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THE REBECCA KWIZ ANSWER

May 26, 2017

Oddly enough, such behavior is not uncommon among assistant producers.

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THE REBECCA KWIZ

May 25, 2017

Mr. and Mrs. de Winter are alarmed that: a. Godzilla is rising from the depths before their very eyes. b. Alfred Hitchcock’s still writhing lunch is being carried onto the set. c. three long lines of madly grinning men with green hands are filing in. d. a mentally unbalanced assistant producer is dancing about weeping […]

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#1 RULE

May 24, 2017

#1 rule on how to survive being old: Make no sudden moves.

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WATER

May 23, 2017

When Deems Strobing walked to the end of the pier, he expected to look down and see water. The shock he received was as if a bowl of lightning had been flung in his face. For it happened that upon looking down, he saw a sea of sand. Dry sand. Desert sand. ‘No! It can’t […]

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HEAVEN’S COMB

May 22, 2017

heaven’s comb has many teeth it also rides a harley it roars across the rainbow heath and dines on oats and barley

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