BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – AMELIA EARHART

May 14, 2017

Loon: For this Mother’s Day, what could be more appropriate for the Lords of the 4th Dimension to deliver to us for the 3 Question Interview than Amelia Earhart, the very famous woman. With the headgear and togs you’re wearing, Amelia, may I assume you were some sort of jockey?

Earhart’s ghost: I was not.

Loon: Well, following up, did you like horses?

Earhart’s ghost: Yes.

Loon: Ah, now we’re getting somewhere. Finally, did you ever eat at one of those automat places?

Earhart’s ghost: Sometimes.

Loon: Thank you and good-bye.

(Loon traipses off, wagging his head from side to side. Earhart’s ghost aviates away.)

 

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