June 28, 2017

Peasants gather to chat during their 30 second rest break.

Peasant 1: ‘The military attache has a pet lizard.’

Peasant 2: ‘More like the lizard has a pet military attache.’

Peasant 3: ‘There’s a wizard in the Imperial Guard?’

Peasant 1 and Peasant 2 toss Peasant 3 into the ditch.

Military attache’s lizard: ‘Here now, back to work, the lot of you!’

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