THE GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL KWIZ ANSWER

July 21, 2017

The answer is everything. The guy does it all.

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THE GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL KWIZ

July 20, 2017

This government official was appointed by Donald Trump to oversee: a. the preparation of cheeseburgers and the defense department. b. golf course landscaping and the appointment of ambassadors to foreign nations. c. the orange skin products and environmental destruction. d. all of the above plus cyber hacking coordination and chocolate cakes.

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COMMON PRESIDENTIAL HEADLINE

July 19, 2017

IRASCIBLE TUB OF GOO PLAYS GOLF

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BUGS

July 18, 2017

bugs make a terrific paste not to everyone’s taste i make haste to acknowledge simply baste with toxic waste effluvium laced for optimum enjoyment

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IVY

July 17, 2017

“I must have the finest of red bricks and the most binding of gray mortar to build my giant cube,” said the Queen. And so it came to pass that a monstrous cube of bricks, fair dwarfing the palace, towered above the city. Plague followed drought followed war, and devastation ruled. The city became abandoned […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – CHITA

July 16, 2017

Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension in their wisdom have sent to us for the 3 Question Interview a chimpanzee. I am told it was a movie star named Chita in something called Tar Zone or Tar Man. Tell me, Chita, did you ever operate the camera yourself when shooting those movies? Chita’s ghost: […]

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TINNIA GILES MELEET

July 15, 2017

tinnia giles meleet went down to welcome the fleet she arrived out of breath and fell to her death angels fed her a gleat* *angel salmon

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WHO ARE YOU?

July 14, 2017

I am Bic Pentameter.

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THE PEBBLE AND THE BLADE OF GRASS

July 13, 2017

The pebble and the blade of grass engaged in a lengthy discussion concerning continental drift. As the pebble ardently emphasized a particular theory, it was interrupted mid-sentence when a stone bounded over the hill and rolled by. Taking advantage of the pebble’s sudden pause, the blade of grass spoke up. ‘There’s that stone again, rolling […]

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ICHABOD AT WORK

July 12, 2017
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