August 5, 2017

Once upon a time in Modesto a young girl refused to eat any strawberries whatsoever for the entire month of August. Authorities summoned from Hollister were baffled. Experts from Delano refused to get involved. When the young girl’s parents pleaded with her one final time on August 31st, the young girl  placed her half eaten peach on the table, rolled her eyes and heaved a sigh probably heard in Hemet.

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