BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – PHILOMENA PLANT

September 24, 2017

Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension are on vacation and failed to deliver a ghost to submit to the 3 Question Interview. Relying on my own integrity, I was forced to search for any ghost whatsoever and found this one, Philomena Plant, hiding in a crevice in the attic. Without further ado, Philomena, what […]

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WHITE MOUNTAIN

September 23, 2017

Euphonia Gasp stormed into the witch’s cottage and flung a worn out shoe against the wall. Then she flung another worn out shoe against the other wall. The witch glanced up from her sewing and smiled. ‘I take it you haven’t succeeded in finding White Mountain,’ said the witch. ‘No. There’s no such thing. You […]

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THE MAN WHO KNEW TOO MUCH KWIZ ANSWER

September 22, 2017

The tall guy’s comment about the lady’s hat was meant to be a compliment.

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THE MAN WHO KNEW TOO MUCH KWIZ

September 21, 2017

In the situation pictured, the little lady is obviously: a. pointing the gun at the wrong guy. b. drunk. c. unaware that she is deep in a trance. d. overreacting to a perceived insult.

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UNDER THE MICROSCOPE

September 20, 2017
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TICO, THE TACO

September 19, 2017

Tico, the taco, had a dearth of life. He was eaten shortly after his creation. Lost were the glorious contributions he might have made to the nation.

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TENWILLETT

September 18, 2017

‘I’m going,’ said Tenwillett. ‘Some fool has to get the supplies, and it might as well be me.’ ‘You mustn’t,’ said Lila, but not forcefully. The rest of the dregs trapped in the cabin averted their gazes to contemplate the warped floor of the hastily built shack. Outside, the wind howled. A sneer curled a […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – BUFFALO BILL

September 17, 2017

Loon: My guest today for the 3 Question Interview is the ghost of Buffalo Bill. Mr. Bill, were you acquainted with many buffaloes? Buffalo Bill’s ghost: Yes, sir, I surely was. Loon: I’m not surprised because of your name. And were any of the buffaloes you met able to talk? Buffalo Bill’s ghost: Not so […]

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DOTTY DETAIL

September 16, 2017
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THE KIM NOVAK KWIZ ANSWER

September 15, 2017

Kim and Py, her cat, were most decidedly not fans of Uncle Miltie.

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