BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – PHILOMENA PLANT
Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension are on vacation and failed to deliver a ghost to submit to the 3 Question Interview. Relying on my own integrity, I was forced to search for any ghost whatsoever and found this one, Philomena Plant, hiding in a crevice in the attic. Without further ado, Philomena, what is the main benefit in being a ghost?
Philomena Plant’s ghost: Sandwiches.
Loon: Sandwiches?
Philomena Plant’s ghost: Yes.
Loon: Why?
Philomena Plant’s ghost: Why not?
(Loon furrows brow. Philomena Plant drifts back to the attic crevice.)
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