BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – PHILOMENA PLANT

September 24, 2017

Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension are on vacation and failed to deliver a ghost to submit to the 3 Question Interview. Relying on my own integrity, I was forced to search for any ghost whatsoever and found this one, Philomena Plant, hiding in a crevice in the attic. Without further ado, Philomena, what is the main benefit in being a ghost?

Philomena Plant’s ghost: Sandwiches.

Loon: Sandwiches?

Philomena Plant’s ghost: Yes.

Loon: Why?

Philomena Plant’s ghost: Why not?

(Loon furrows brow. Philomena Plant drifts back to the attic crevice.)

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