BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – WILLIAM RANDOLPH HEARST’S CHAUFFEUR

December 3, 2017

Loon: To bring us into the holiday season the Lords of the 4th Dimension have delivered unto us the ghost of William Randolph Heart’s chauffeur to under go the 3 Question Interview. May I ask you first, William Randolph Hearst’s chauffeur, something about William Randolph Hearst’s cars, automobiles, and adjacent devices?

The ghost of William Randolph Hearst’s chauffeur: You may.

Loon: Thank you. Second question. While waiting for William Randolph Hearst to complete whatever business he might have had inside whatever building or structure, did you sometimes skip around the vehicle singing?

The ghost of William Randolph Hearst’s chauffeur: No.

Loon: Pity. Finally, did you ever get a chance when you weren’t driving William Randolph Hearst around to date Aimee Semple McPherson?

The ghost of William Randolph Hearst’s chauffeur: Twice.

Loon: Thank you. That concludes this week’s 3 Question Interview. Good night and good hunting.

(The ghost of William Randolph Hearst’s chauffeur spins into nothingness. Loon puts on roller skates and glides away.)

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