BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – THEODORE GEISEL

February 25, 2018

Loon: A person I have never heard of is our celebrity ghost today for the 3 Question Interview. He is a man with the severely odd name of Theodore Geisel. Mr. Geisel, why have I never heard of you? Ghost of Geisel: You might know me by my pen name, Dr. Seuss. Loon: Oh, a […]

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NOT SHRINKING VIOLETS

February 24, 2018
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THE MARLENE DIETRICH KWIZ ANSWER

February 23, 2018

D and C are acceptable because technically it is hard to call it breakfast when it is 2 o’clock in the afternoon.

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THE MARLENE DIETRICH KWIZ

February 22, 2018

Marlene is: a. preparing to attack breakfast. b. on the verge of collapse. c. calculating the odds of successfully crossing the room in her current mental state. d. all of the above.

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EXPLOSION IN THE GREENHOUSE

February 21, 2018
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PORCUPINES

February 20, 2018

Having no tarps to mend, four tarpmenders sat around a table playing cards. The door flashed open. Little Alice stuck her head inside and said, “The porcupines are wearing pants. They invited me to join their dance.” She pulled her head back and slammed the door. The tarpmenders looked at one another, shrugged, and returned […]

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THE BASIC DIFFERENCE

February 19, 2018

President #44 = a decent human being President #45 = a monster

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MUCH NEEDED SERENITY AID

February 18, 2018
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CALMING CANOPY

February 17, 2018
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THE IMPOSSIBLY YOUNG BETTE DAVIS KWIZ ANSWER

February 16, 2018

A mere eight days after this photo was taken, Bette began her lifelong passionate love affair with cigarettes.

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