BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – BARNEY OLDFIELD
May 6, 2018
Loon: This morning for the 3 Question Interview we are entertaining the ghost of one Mister Barney Oldfield, a racer of some note, I am told. Mr. Oldfield, in all modesty I must inform you that I broke the 5 minute mile in high school. Did you break the 5 minute mile in high school?
Oldfield’s ghost: I raced automobiles.
Loon: Did you ever beat one?
Oldfield’s ghost (testily): I was a racing car driver. I drove racing cars.
Loon: Oh. Final question. Did you live long enough to enjoy Spam?
Oldfield’s ghost (testily with smoke emerging from it): Yes.
Loon: Good-bye. (yawns, curls up on couch)
(Oldfield’s ghost speeds off)
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