Anvil in a Lace Bootie

“Boy, I bet nobody shows up today, not even ‘Perfect Attendance’ Jones.” Tweet

“When the boss enters, look directly at his chin, and don’t move a muscle. If he asks you a question, preface your answer by cawing three times like a crow. And never ever ever joke about the suits.” Tweet

“I’m a power broker first, a politician second.” Tweet

“This wouldn’t be so bad if only we had gills.” Tweet

“My Granny made this house. Her real name is Betty Hawks. She nailed those ladder boards especially for me. She doesn’t use them. She flies up instead. She won’t be back until after Halloween. She promised to teach me about her broom then.” Tweet

“She’s almost convinced me we should let her audition.” Tweet

“I suppose you’ve got a better way to communicate with the sky giant.” Tweet

“All right, Mr. Smartypants. You and me. Noon tomorrow. Dance off in the gym.” Tweet

“Books creep me out.” Tweet

“How could we lose to a pair of wolverines?” Tweet