HEAVEN’S COMB

May 22, 2017

heaven’s comb has many teeth it also rides a harley it roars across the rainbow heath and dines on oats and barley

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – JAMES DEAN

May 21, 2017

Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have seen fit to bring one James Dean to undergo today’s 3 Question Interview. I am informed that Mr. Dean acted in some motion pictures. Tell me, Mr. Dean, when did you have time to invent those yummy sausages while acting so much? Dean’s ghost (Cocks head to […]

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SEEKING ADVICE

May 20, 2017

Defendant: Do you think I should plead ‘temporary insanity’? Lawyer: In your case, I would recommend pleading ‘permanent insanity’. Ba ding.

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THE AFRICAN QUEEN KWIZ ANSWER

May 19, 2017

John Huston had lots of fun with his bucket of standby rubber leeches.

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THE AFRICAN QUEEN KWIZ

May 18, 2017

After shooting this scene: a. Bogie and Kate wrestled John Huston to the ground and worked a mixture of honey and mud into his hair. b. Kate forced John Huston to play a game of ‘Dodge the Machete’. c. Bogie cleaned up nice and hosted high tea with his lovely wife, Mrs. Bogie. d. John […]

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THE KID

May 17, 2017

I’m telling you, J.B., this kid is worth a look.

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CALLIOPE TINDALE

May 16, 2017

Calliope Tindale sat in the far corner where she had a clear view of the entrance. She trusted nobody and had her reasons. The waitress approached and said, ‘What’ll it be, luv?’ ‘I trust nobody and have my reasons. Is the egg salad guaranteed fresh?’ answered Calliope. ‘Sure it is,’ said the waitress. ‘I don’t […]

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PLAY DATE

May 15, 2017

The Goodwin twins welcome Hannah Holden to their home for a play date.

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – AMELIA EARHART

May 14, 2017

Loon: For this Mother’s Day, what could be more appropriate for the Lords of the 4th Dimension to deliver to us for the 3 Question Interview than Amelia Earhart, the very famous woman. With the headgear and togs you’re wearing, Amelia, may I assume you were some sort of jockey? Earhart’s ghost: I was not. […]

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JERUSALEM AGAIN

May 13, 2017

The tear-streaked tomato of May’s face ripens towards its bursting point. Alan Moore’s novel is certain to be among the contenders for greatest novel of the 21st century.

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