THE TREASURE OF THE SIERRA MADRE KWIZ

August 21, 2014

Before assigning the name Gold Hat to this character, B. Traven, mysterious author of the unique novel, a. ate a cactus. b. lived up to his neck in a mudhole for a week. c. drank so much tequila that he levitated, and his serape turned phosphorescent green. d. slithered on his belly through mesquite, eating […]

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4 THINGS

August 20, 2014

Thing 1 – a well worn deck of cards missing its 3 of clubs Thing 2 – a 100 watt light bulb, burned out Thing 3 – a large key ring holding some 25 keys Thing 4 – a human eye on a butter dish

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ELSA

August 19, 2014

This is my friend Elsa screaming at the church’s bells. Church bells aside, she’s docile and pleasant for the most part.

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SMILE

August 18, 2014

Conrad was so happy. He had 200 teeth. He shed them every winter and made a Christmas wreath.

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OPENING NIGHT

August 17, 2014

Preparing for the opening night curtain a scant one hour away, each member of the cast looks deep within. All have highest hopes for their admittedly offbeat production of ‘Hello, Dolly’.

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AN ODD MAXIM

August 16, 2014

The graceful ptarmigan need not mend its fences.

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VISITOR

August 14, 2014

At last you have arrived at the cottage in the woods. You push the door open and enter. Fireplace. Plush chair. All you need to work on your manuscript for a few blessed days of peace and quiet. You shuffle out of your backpack and drop it to the floor. A muffled whump. Not the […]

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SWISS FAMILY ROBINSON

August 13, 2014

A few members of the Swiss Family Robinson not adjusting well to their return to civilization.

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BOULDER

August 12, 2014

The bolder boulder bowled her over when, bearing flowers, he rashly rushed to her side.

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – GORT

August 10, 2014
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Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have brought to us for today’s 3 question interview a famous giant robot from outer space. Welcome, giant robot. What do you eat? Gort ghost: First of all, thanks for the welcome. Second of all, I eat all sorts of things, such as bread and wine. Sometimes licorice […]

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