A BEAST YEARNS

April 30, 2016

A beast turns its gaze skyward too late to see the jet plane pass overhead.

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BURNED TOMATO

April 29, 2016

Life is like a burned tomato. I’m not sure exactly how, but I believe it to be so.

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FARMER LIMERICK

April 28, 2016

There once was a farmer named Bill Who sat on the top of a hill For days and for days, and his neighbor Al says, ‘If he’s not gone, he’s sitting there still.’

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POORLY THOUGHT OUT MOVIE TITLES

April 27, 2016

Dial M For Mahatma Gandhi The River Of No Deposit, No Return Quo Vadis Nevermore The Heart Is A Lonely Bandleader

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MEYERS

April 25, 2016

Meyers snapped his briefcase shut and nodded once firmly, well satisfied with the completion of yet another day’s work. He donned his fedora, nodded good evening to the receptionist, nodded good evening to Eddie, the elevator boy, and nodded farewell to Harwell, the guard stationed in the lobby. He passed through the revolving door and […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – JOHN QUINCY ADAMS

April 24, 2016

Loon: For the 3 question interview the Lords of the 4th Dimension have selected a presidential ghost today. And so I am pleased to welcome Mr. John Quincy Adams, who I am assured was once a President of the United States. My Sovereign Liege President, your middle name is also a city in Massachusetts, is […]

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THE LOUIS B MAYER KWIZ ANSWER

April 22, 2016

Although Louis said he was honored, he vowed internally to get revenge.

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THE LOUIS B MAYER KWIZ

April 21, 2016

When informed that he had been the inspiration for the Penguin in Batman comics, Louis said: a. ‘Wack Wack Wack Wack Wack.’ b. ‘I’m honored.’ c. ‘Let the games begin.’ d. ‘Antarctica, here I come!’

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MY REPORT ON SPINES

April 19, 2016

Spines Spines are very useful. They are also very important. If we didn’t have spines, our bodies would droop. Spines can also be something else, like sharp prickles. You could get stabbed if you’re not careful. Spines are very important in our human society. They help us look around by having our heads up high. […]

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THE BUTTERFLY WOMAN KWIZ ANSWER

April 15, 2016

The other operators at the phone company always gave Alice plenty of space and would in fact pin themselves against the wall in order to give Alice ample room to pass by.

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