THE HALLOWEEN OWL MAN KWIZ ANSWER

October 31, 2014

The owl man was the undisputed master of slashing things to ribbons.

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THE HALLOWEEN OWL MAN KWIZ

October 30, 2014
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The Halloween owl man is famous primarily for: a. creating the flakiest pie crusts in all of Zombieland. b. slashing things to ribbons. c. consuming 18 cows at one sitting. d. hypnotizing Godzilla.

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THE TRIFFID PHILOSOPHER

October 29, 2014
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The loon held a lengthy discussion with this triffid philosopher and was sent on his way with these words of wisdom from the alien plant: ‘If not now, who? If not then, where?’

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THE HAUNTED PUMPKIN PATCH

October 28, 2014

The owner of the pumpkin patch concludes his haunting spiel with an offer of $10,000 dollars to anyone brave enough to spend Halloween night manacled to the skeleton scarecrow in the middle of the pumpkin patch. His harrowing tale of past Halloweens here has blanketed the few gathered with terrified silence. You, however, are made […]

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MAMA GAIA’S RASH DECISION

October 27, 2014
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DAFFYNITION

October 26, 2014

doldrums – Raggedy Ann’s bongos

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THE INVISIBLE MAN KWIZ ANSWER

October 24, 2014

And a very fine dentist he was, too. Alfred Hitchcock was one of his patients.

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THE INVISIBLE MAN KWIZ

October 23, 2014

During the filming of The Invisible Man, Claude Rains: a. got sick and tired of the grip who stepped on his foot every day and said, ‘Sorry, I didn’t see you.’ b. roller skated to and from lunch every day. c. practiced his maniacal cackle at night on the corner of Sunset and Vine. d. […]

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QUESTIONABLE EPITHET

October 22, 2014

‘Out of my way, you dung-headed bug faucet.’

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DILEMMA

October 21, 2014
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Nervous as a wreck was Carl. This very night he would be installed as the new Bright Lantern, head of SARIL. the Society to Advance the Righteous Indignation of Loons. He gazed into his closet and confronted his dilemma. Which of the two evening gowns hanging there would be the proper one to wear? The […]

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