ART DECO STILETTO

January 16, 2017

Bebe Daniels poses as an attractive art deco stiletto.

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THE HIPPOPOTAMUS AND THE LARK

January 15, 2017

A clever lark landed on a low branch in a tree by the river. Below her a hippopotamus stood doing nothing at all. ‘I am a hippopotamus,’ said the lark. The hippopotamus looked up and said, ‘No, you’re not. You’re a little bird. I am a hippopotamus. See my two lower great dagger tusks?’ The […]

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THE HENRY AND HUME KWIZ ANSWER

January 13, 2017

To be fair, Jessica’s corsage was made entirely of candy.

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THE HUME AND HENRY KWIZ

January 12, 2017

Hume Cronyn can’t believe that Henry Travers just ate: a. Jessica Tandy’s corsage. b. a telephone book. c. a yo-yo. d. all of the above.

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – EDGAR ALLAN POE

January 8, 2017

Loon: I’m especially looking forward to this episode of The 3 Question Interview because our celebrity ghost today is someone I have actually heard of, Professor Edgar Allan Poe. Your honor, can you tell us about any experiences you might have had on any random train journey? Poe’s ghost: No. Loon: In that case, where […]

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THE PEGGY ASHCROFT KWIZ ANSWER

January 6, 2017

Peggy’s raven was named Felicia.

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THE PEGGY ASHCROFT KWIZ

January 5, 2017

When Peggy Ashcroft performed as the greatest Juliet of the 20th century opposite John Gielgud’s Romeo, before every performance she would: a. meditate for an hour with her pet raven perched on her shoulder. b. gain the focus she needed by weaving feathers into a replica of the Queen. c. stare for ten minutes at […]

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TIM

January 3, 2017

Tim knew better than to confront Charles directly. Acting with this knowledge in mind, he purchased a helicopter, a false nose, and a swollen inflated plastic rabbit. After taking a slew of flying lessons and qualifying as a helicopter pilot, he nudged his little plan into motion. First, he flew in his helicopter with rabbit […]

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THE LOST LIBRARY CARD

December 31, 2016

You have lost your library card. Don’t go into the bedroom again. You have already searched it thoroughly. Try the kitchen. You know the card can’t possibly be there, but nevertheless, take a look. It isn’t, of course, not even in the high cupboard which has never to your knowledge been opened until this minute […]

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THE IRENE AND MYRNA KWIZ ANSWER

December 30, 2016

Irene’s secret of being an alien from the planet Goph in the 8th dimension was faithfully kept by Myrna, herself an alien from the 6th dimension planet Ortolus.

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