INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW

December 16, 2017

If it is I read the book (reed) and I read the book (red) Why isn’t it I knead the dough (need) and I knead the dough (ned)?

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THE RAYMOND BURR KWIZ ANSWER

December 15, 2017

Nobody could stir fry better than Raymond.

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THE RAYMOND BURR KWIZ

December 14, 2017

Raymond Burr is preparing to: a. meet with his congressman. b. discuss the rent increase with his landlord. c. chop veggies for the stir fry. d. enter a monastery.

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – THE BROTHERS GRIMM

December 10, 2017

Loon: What an unprecedented glory we have today in that the Lords of the 4th Dimension have brought to us for the 3 Question Interview two celebrity ghosts, the Brothers Grimm! Brothers, do you have a favorite word? Ghosts of Grimms (in harmony): Ausgezeichnet! Loon: Ausge…what? Ghosts of Grimms (in harmony): Zeichnet! Loon: Oh. One […]

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THE VERY ODD THING KWIZ ANSWER

December 8, 2017

The orphans were duly terrorized.

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THE VERY ODD THING KWIZ

December 7, 2017

Believe it or not, these people are: a. celebrating a record harvest of yams. b. performing an obscure baldness cure ritual. c. shooting the opening scene in a film about industrial espionage. d. preparing to terrify orphans.

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MILLARD FENWICK, QUAIL AT LAW

December 5, 2017

Millard Fenwick, Quail at Law, ended his summation with an emphatic plume nod. The judge instructed the jury and sent them into seclusion to deliberate. Returning almost before they left, the jury forebird announced a verdict of not guilty. Millard Fenwick, Quail at Law, gave one triumphant plume nod to his client and hurried off […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – WILLIAM RANDOLPH HEARST’S CHAUFFEUR

December 3, 2017

Loon: To bring us into the holiday season the Lords of the 4th Dimension have delivered unto us the ghost of William Randolph Heart’s chauffeur to under go the 3 Question Interview. May I ask you first, William Randolph Hearst’s chauffeur, something about William Randolph Hearst’s cars, automobiles, and adjacent devices? The ghost of William […]

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DECEMBER GREETINGS

December 2, 2017

from My Toaster

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THE LOUISE AND JUNE KWIZ ANSWER

December 1, 2017

Moments after this picture was taken, the potion worked on the photographer.

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