May 26, 2015
You follow directions, no questions asked, and sure enough, in green neon, ‘Dolly’s’ sputters at you from above a dark wood door crisscrossed with black studs. In you go. The lounge is lit dim green by inverted conical sconces parading around the walls, providing a mood of languid submarine despair. A long bar on the […]
May 22, 2015
Sometimes d, on the rare occasion b, mostly a.
May 21, 2015
During the filming of Robin Hood, Errol Flynn spent his off time: a. bar hopping. b. kangaroo hopping. c. brothel hopping. d. comatose.
May 20, 2015
When Harvey said, ‘Professional bakers knead dough because they need dough’, Al said, ‘Get him, boys’, and the boys obeyed.
May 18, 2015
Winners of the 1st and 2nd prizes in the Curl Contest sponsored by the Hearst Corporation. Who won? Surely you jest. Surprise, surprise. Ms. Davies won, and Mr. Powell took second.
May 15, 2015
Announcer: White Swan Cigarettes present (music in, music out) Trace Element, Private Eye. Trio: (sing) White Swan Cigarettes are all the rage, They’ll help you live to a ripe old age. Announcer: Yes, friends, remember White Swan Cigarettes, industry tested, are packed with health inducing chemicals. When you draw those finest of tars into your […]
May 14, 2015
These tulips gladly risk frostbite as they hurry to the Cinema to catch the first showing of An Orchid in Winter starring Iris Rose.
May 13, 2015
A great spot to picnic or hide while waiting to ambush a sasquatch.
May 12, 2015
Broken Cantaloups Darkness At First Light Falling Through Candy
May 11, 2015
They gave him some popcorn They gave him a rake They gave him 3 pieces of pie They gave him a warning to be out of town by the 31st day of July