POA TREE

March 28, 2017

twigged limbs slender sleek, not tender sticky sap leaking lures the bee king leaves rattle rustle cattle captured hanged tree from tree a lesson for you a lesson for me

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THE CRIMSON STETHOSCOPE

March 27, 2017

Banished, the crimson stethoscope paused at the top of the hill to look back at the hospital one last time. ‘Move along,’ ordered the escort, a humorless rib spreader. ‘Take it easy, Jack. I’m going,’ said the stethoscope, waving its  earbuds in an obscene manner. ‘Right. That’s it,’ said the rib spreader, and it fair […]

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THE KATE HEPBURN FUR COAT KWIZ ANSWER

March 23, 2017

Jimmy didn’t stand a chance against expert markswoman Kate.

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THE KATE HEPBURN FUR COAT KWIZ

March 22, 2017

Moments before this photo was taken, Kate: a. robbed a bank. b. stole this coat from Clark Gable. c. won the fur coat in a skeet shooting contest with Jimmy Cagney. d. arrived as shown on set in a biplane piloted by Howard Hughes.

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SPRING

March 20, 2017

Once some daffy dills of spring gathered in a mass to sing, ‘Tra la fiddle bung dee doob, Mata Hari was a boob.’

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – NEIL ARMSTRONG

March 19, 2017

Loon: We are entirely honored to welcome for the 3 Question Interview the first man to set foot on the moon, Neil Armstrong. Welcome, Your Grace, and would you tell us how much a gallon of gas cost in 1958 or so? Armstrong’s ghost: Oh, probably around 20 cents. Loon: Amazing. And can it possibly […]

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THE IGUANA

March 18, 2017

‘Who’s who? What’s when? Where’s why?’ said the iguana to the tarantula. The tarantula, not one to be entertained by nonsense, more, in point of fact, like one to be enraged by nonsense, sank her poison escorting fangs into the iguana, thereby killing it, and dined on iguana haunch off and on for the next […]

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THE NELSON AND JEANETTE KWIZ ANSWER

March 17, 2017

A grand total of eight buckets of paint were dumped.

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THE NELSON AND JEANETTE KWIZ

March 16, 2017

Jeanette agreed to wear this headpiece on one condition, that condition being that: a. Nelson would wear it to the premier of the movie. b. she could ritually burn it after the last day of shooting. c. if anybody on the set laughed, she could dump a bucket of paint on him, her, or them. […]

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IDES

March 15, 2017

a poem from the pen of edna st. louis missouri: * ides hides destiny rides on antlered foal wind be gentle my fragile soul nickers shyly oh sweet stab

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