THE SHOW

July 25, 2016

You place your ticket in the red velvet hand of the Squad King. He examines it with his pearl encrusted lorgnette, nods acceptance, and allows you to pass through the silk curtains of no discernible color. The spillway confronting you is domed above and flanked by a neat squadron of folding chairs. You seat yourself […]

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COUNTRY MUSIC SONG LYRIC

July 24, 2016

Silver threads and golden needles cannot mend this heart of mine Ever since the day you left me I’ve been drunk on cheap red wine Silver threads and golden needles are no help to me at all Collapsed as I am here now in the corner down the hall

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THE GENE TIERNEY KWIZ ANSWER

July 22, 2016

Isabella, the South American zebra tarantula, was Gene’s treasured companion for many years.

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THE GENE TIERNEY KWIZ

July 21, 2016

In this photo the lovely Gene Tierney is: a. attempting to smuggle a South American zebra tarantula through customs. b. trying to direct attention away from the freakish length of her eyelashes. c. waiting with a well planned retort for anybody who dares to say anything. d. in an arachnid-induced hypnotic trance.

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INCIDENT IN A LIFE

July 19, 2016

Clutching the magic charm so tightly in her fist that it drew blood, Belle Sklath seated herself lightly, legs tensed, ready to flee. The interviewer across the desk from her raised its head and barely glanced at Belle. The smile on the interviewer’s lips was more of an accusation of murder and a sentence to […]

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RENDERED

July 18, 2016

rendered i am become mighty sinister the day unbidden horned i fold away rendered to bliss

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – SIR ISAAC NEWTON

July 17, 2016

Loon: We are most fortunate today to have for the 3 Question Interview one Sir Isaac Newton, a man who, among many other things too numerous to be burdened with, invented gravity. Sir Isaac, would you mind awfully if I called you Ike? Sir Isaac’s ghost: I care not what you call me with the […]

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THE JEAN GABIN KWIZ ANSWER

July 15, 2016

Jean knew at the time that he shouldn’t have ordered the oysters.

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THE JEAN GABIN KWIZ

July 14, 2016

In this photo French movie star Jean Gabin is: a. regretting those oysters he had for lunch. b. contemplating whether or not he should go shopping today or tomorrow. c. wondering how he came to be surrounded by penguins. d. composing himself before shooting the scene with the slabs of mutton.

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HOW FORTUNATE THE EYES SUBMERGED

July 11, 2016

how fortunate the eyes submerged to tremble on the fold more rice! help with ardor the unrepentant sand how fortunate the eyes oh yes submerged

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