THE COOL MICHAEL CAINE KWIZ ANSWER

August 1, 2014

Marlon was having one of those days.

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THE COOL MICHAEL CAINE KWIZ

July 31, 2014

Michael Caine in the above photo is bothered not in the least by: a. the velociraptor entering the room. b. the raging fury of a wounded Marlon Brando. c. a bevy of assassins aiming a wide sample of weaponry at him. d. Marley’s ghost.

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YOU DON’T GET OFF THAT EASY

July 30, 2014

I’m still here.

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THE EVILEST ROBOT – A POEM

July 29, 2014

the evilest robot of them all isn’t so very awfully tall but there never is the slightest doubt at the droop of an eyelid your spleen’s ripped out

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SCIENTIFIC BRAIN FROTH

July 27, 2014
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The scientific brain froth of a triffid genius shivers in a burst of blossom to communicate with the home galaxy far, far away.

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TALLULAH KWIZ ANSWER

July 25, 2014

You don’t want to know what Tallulah did to the stuffed bunny.

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THE TALLULAH BANKHEAD HEADDRESS KWIZ

July 24, 2014
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Tallulah isn’t thrilled because: a. it’s 8 o’clock in the morning, and she usually gets up at 3 o’clock in the afternoon. b. she believes she looks absurd. c. the photographer is trying to make her smile by waving a stuffed bunny around. d. the photo session is eating way too much into her drinking […]

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MORE REJECTED NOIR TITLES

July 22, 2014

Death Wore A Truss Midnight Begins On Thursday The Case Of The Poisoned Gun

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THE CLOWN FROG KWIZ ANSWER

July 18, 2014

The LSD jokes got old a long long time ago.

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THE CLOWN FROG KWIZ

July 17, 2014
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This clown frog is endangered because: a. he’s been fired from circus after circus for his drunken shenanigans. b. he’s unwilling to adjust to non-neon ways. c. if he hears one more LSD joke, he’ll explode. d. he’s about to go down to the river and teach that alligator a thing or two.

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