Anvil in a Lace Bootie

On a planet far far away in a galaxy actually pretty close, our roving candid intergalactic camera captured the onslaught of the lavender horde of beemulls as it began the attack on the Great Living Pillar of Darkness. I won’t kid you. Things did not go well for the Great Living Pillar of Darkness. Tweet

With sentinels on guard outside her pen of detention, Hannah Belle Lecturn rages red. Tweet

These are the facts we’ve gathered up to this particular moment in time. 1. The puffy parrot was seen boarding the bus shortly after the noon siren sounded. 2. The bus, devoid of passengers, was found floating off City Pier by a Venetian merchant. 3. Officer Chip Hargity found the note pinned to the visor [...]

Three little maids who, all unwary Come from a ladies’ seminary Freed from its genial tutelary Three little maids from school A very nice production of ‘The Mikado’ was performed by some flowers at the park yesterday. These three were a delight as the three little maids. The flower playing YumYum (center) was particularly enchanting. [...]

They have springtime on other worlds, too, you know. Tweet

The loon was most fortunate to meet this ent, a triffid ally here to participate in the upcoming triffid invasion and takeover of the earth. The loon, being the loon, more or less botched the interview. LOON: Wow, you sure are tall. How tall are you? ENT: 232 feet as the crow flies. LOON: Do [...]

The four finalists are: Melissa Ravenhurst of Abilene, Kansas Penny Montague of Plano, Texas Trish Pennyfeather of Eugene, Oregon Claudia Brockhurst of Pismo Beach, California Tweet

ANCHOVIES CAPTURED IN RAID ON PANTRY ______________ SNACK OBTAINED ****** WIDESPREAD JUBILATION ****** SHERIFF’S PUZZLING RESPONSE _____________ Exclusive Interview With Librarian Witness ____________ A snack was obtained yesterday afternoon when four bandits hid turn to page 46 Tweet

The Grand Finale of the Spring Fashion Show featured these roses dancing to a tune by a Russky dude name of Pete Tchaikovsky. Tweet

Stodgy green old-timers endure with varying amounts of dignity the eager energetic play of red youngsters. Tweet