DIALOGUE

April 3, 2018

“Emboldened crabs have breached the perimeter!” “Quick! Unleash the poets!” “Horrors! I can’t watch.” “The tide turns. We are saved!” “All praise the brutal savagery of Emily Dickinson! Hurrah!”

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – ELEANOR POWELL

April 1, 2018

Loon: An April 1st treat is in store for us. the Lords of the 4th Dimension have produced the ghost of a famous tap dancer named Eleanor Powell to undergo the 3 Question Interview. Dame Eleanor, what is your favorite color? Powell’s ghost: I’m not that kind of a dame, and my favorite color is […]

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THE DUKE MANTEE KWIZ ANSWER

March 30, 2018

Taunting ‘Gorilla’ was a big mistake.

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THE DUKE MANTEE KWIZ

March 29, 2018

At this moment, Duke regrets: a. the iffy salmon loaf he ate earlier. b. daring ‘Gorilla’ McKay to break both of his arms. c. punching in pique a petrified tree. d. dropping out of beauty school.

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PRESIDENTIAL FAVORITES

March 28, 2018

The president’s favorite novels by Charles Dickens 1. A Tale of Two Bone Spurs 2. The Old Bone Spur Shop 3. David Bonespurfield 4. The Mystery of Edwin Bonespur

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SAYINGS

March 27, 2018

Two birds and a stone can’t make a stitch in time. When the lark sings to the owl, condemnation is nigh. To sup with none is to sup with doom and save a lot of money.

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – OZZIE NELSON

March 25, 2018

Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension for the 3 Question Interview have sent to us with no explanation whatsoever somebody named Ozzie Nelson. Why are you famous, Mr. Nelson? Nelson’s ghost: Gee, I don’t know. Loon: You must have some idea. Why should I know you? Nelson’s ghost: It could be football, my band, […]

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STUMPED BY A TRIFFID

March 24, 2018

I had no answer for this triffid when it asked, ‘Why did you elect a ridiculous immoral clown as your president? Are you trying to make it easy for us to conquer your planet?’

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THE ROSALIND RUSSELL KWIZ ANSWER

March 23, 2018

Zasu was a good sport, although her later revenge was sweet.

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THE ROSALIND RUSSELL KWIZ

March 22, 2018

This candid shot captures Rosalind taking part in: a. owl worship. b. moon worship. c. voluminous hooded cloak worship. d. rehearsing a practical joke to be sprung on Zasu Pitts.

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