THE LAUREN BACALL POEM

June 11, 2017

lauren bacall, lauren bacall whereforth, whyforth seemst thou so tall your spidery fingers, your sultry glance enrapture all nations, especially france

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THE ED SULLIVAN KWIZ ANSWER

June 9, 2017

Ed’s lapsed insurance policy collection was second to none.

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THE ED SULLIVAN KWIZ

June 8, 2017

As a youngster, Ed Sullivan: a. swam the Hellespont. b. sold flyswatters door to door. c. collected lapsed insurance policies. d. dreamed of one day owning sheep and teaching a raccoon to herd them.

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EXHORTATION

June 7, 2017

oh double cheeseburgers of the land with your glorious artery clogging talents make haste to the white house save us

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A POEM OF NO SIGNIFICANCE

June 6, 2017

A POEM OF NO SIGNIFICANCE tumble of tire the gutter whines significant fire industrial fines rusted barbed wire the oligarch dines THE FIEND CHUCKLES IN ITS DEN

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THE BAD PUMPKIN

June 5, 2017

Long ago in the Realm of Flowers a pumpkin grew to be huge, orange, and rotten. It rolled and bounced viciously around the garden wreaking havoc. Its cruel laughter rang all the day throughout the realm. The flowers, at a loss for what to do, held a secret meeting late at night in the old […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON

June 4, 2017

Loon: I would like to welcome to today’s 3 Question Interview the ghost of someone the Lords of the 4th Dimension have informed me wrote Treasure Island, Robert Louis Stevenson. So, Mr. Stevenson, which came first, the book or the movie? Stevenson’s ghost: Don’t be daft, laddie. Movies didna exist when I was living. Loon: […]

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THE TEPID RECEPTION

June 3, 2017

Harleton Camber glanced down to reassure himself that the creases in his trousers were knifed perfection. They were. He noted the carnation artfully perched on his lapel in effulgent perfection, a song of white. Reassured, he tapped lightly on the gong. The door swung open. He entered the solarium. Over the heads of the amiably […]

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THE IGOR STRAVINSKY KWIZ ANSWER

June 2, 2017

To be fair, those little sandwiches were really tasty.

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THE IGOR STRAVINSKY KWIZ

June 1, 2017

At the ballet’s dress rehearsal for the first performance of Igor’s Rite of Spring, Igor was heard to say: a. ‘Huh?’ b. ‘I’m worried about the Iowa farmland demographic.’ c. ‘Can I have another one of those little sandwiches?’ d. ‘Vodka!’

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