THE BRONKO NAGURSKI KWIZ ANSWER

March 8, 2019

Convenient access to sunflower seeds was important to Bronko.

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THE BRONKO NAGURSKI KWIZ

March 7, 2019

Bronko secreted under his high domed helmet: a. 4 hamburgers. b. 1 cantaloupe. c. 1 modest head of lettuce. d. 1 paper bag full of sunflower seeds.

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AN INCIDENT

March 6, 2019

The storm lashing the town at noon went completely undetected. Ten minutes earlier: Tim Ketchum wore a carbon cap. James Billet tickled the lame rabbit. The Widow Hanley was seen brandishing a knife at Monroe Harper. The stones stacked at the end of Main Street disappeared one at a time into Tredmont’s Saloon. Ed Tilton […]

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FOUL FOWL RECIPE

March 5, 2019

Chicken Piano 117 chicken breasts 1 piano Pound the chicken breasts with a sledge hammer until your own breast is heaving with exhaustion. Scrape up the resultant slime with a snow shovel and deposit it adjacent to, but not touching, your favorite piano. Smooth with trowel. Sit yourself down at the piano. Play ‘Kitten on […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – JOHN MUIR

March 3, 2019

Loon: Our ghost supplied by the Lords of the 4th Dimension this week for the 3 Question Interview is John Muir, a famous person of note. Mr. Muir, your boots look well broken in. Are they comfortable? Muir’s ghost: Aye, that they are. Loon: Where can I get a pair? Muir’s ghost: I dinna ken. […]

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THE INSPECTOR’S SUMMATION SUMMARIZED

March 2, 2019

“You’re probably bewildered as to why I’m gathered here. In short, that is to say, in summary, I put it to all of you on equal, if not harmonious, footing, that the murderer is about to be revealed by none other than me, yours truly, speak name here … Wait, sorry, I’ll go again from […]

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THE HERMAN MELVILLE KWIZ ANSWER

March 1, 2019

Herm and Nat were notorious practical jokers and did hot foot stuff and other things like that a lot.

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THE HERMAN MELVILLE KWIZ

February 28, 2019

Herman Melville: a. had a farm, e i e i o. b. had no farm, e i e i o. c. once gave Nat Hawthorne a hot foot.

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RECIPE – BEEF UNDER FIRE

February 27, 2019

50 beeves 8 cannons plenty of ammo Dig a trench 100 yards long. Herd beeves into same. Array all 8 cannons in a line 1/2 mile distant from trench. Load and discharge cannons. Repeat until ammo is consumed. Take your favorite spoon across no man’s land and dig in.

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WHY, ENGLISH LANGUAGE, WHY?

February 26, 2019

“Sow wheat in the fields where my sow used to roam,” decreed the King after he wound the bandage around his arm wound. “Yes, sire,” said the lackey. “Bow when you address me, and hand me that bow,” snarled the King. “Yes, sire,” said the lackey, bowing. “Sire?” said the jester, bowing his viola da […]

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