2 WORRISOME MEMOIR TITLES

January 10, 2018

Tenderly, Tenderly, I Stabbed, I Stabbed I Was A Typhoid Carrier Working In An Abattoir

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SNOW PLOW

January 9, 2018

snow plow hide in yesterday the truths of tomorrow broken axle rust on your blade no glimmer of hope for you snow plow

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – NERO

January 7, 2018

Loon: What a treat the Lords of the 4th Dimension have in store for us today. None other than a return visit from that all-time favorite, the ghost of Nero, Emperor of Rome. Nero, did you ever eat a penguin? Nero’s ghost: Et tu. Loon: How did they taste? Nero’s ghost (belches, feigns vomiting): Blarrrggghhh. […]

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THE RASPUTIN KWIZ ANSWER

January 5, 2018

Surprisingly, Grig was an ardent Jane Austen fan.

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THE RASPUTIN KWIZ

January 4, 2018

While turning the photographer to stone with his gaze, Rasputin has momentarily abandoned reading: a. Sense and Sensibility by Jane Austin. b. A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court by Mark Twain. c. Alice Through the Looking Glass by Lewis Carroll. d. The Sorcerer’s Handbook by Magnus Gift.

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ENTRAPPED

January 2, 2018

The last orange pulsing ember of hope strangled to white frozen death. Lifeless crooked sticks marred the smooth blue chill outside the mesh of his cell. The moon gazed with cold indifference. No sneer. No frown. Cold indifference. Metal click and slide of tray. His dinner had arrived. The thick slab of roast beef was […]

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LIMERICK FOR 2017

December 30, 2017

a millionaire wannabe despot from his ignorance gives us no respite his very small brain corroded and vain is the pride of this horrible fleshpot

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THE EVA MARIE AND CARY KWIZ ANSWER

December 29, 2017

To be fair, she used disappearing ink.

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THE EVA MARIE AND CARY KWIZ

December 28, 2017

Eva Marie is prematurely amused because she is reaching into her purse to pull out: a. a lipstick to start a game of tic tac toe on Cary’s forehead. b. a squirt gun filled with ink to spray on Cary. c. her pet tarantula and quietly drop it on Cary’s script. d. the car keys […]

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MORE WORST SELLERS

December 27, 2017

COLONOSCOPY! Love Amongst the Entrails The Folded Paper Animal Conservation Memorandum Harps: A Survey

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