The mirror regarded its contract with the evil queen to be legally binding and, in addition, feared her possible response if it broke the contract.
In answer to Margarita’s question about the fairest of them all, the mirror says: a. ‘You will be.’ b. ‘You’re good to go now, but wait ’til later.’ c. ‘Solomon’s got the rep, but there’s this really fair guy in Billings, Montana. So it’s a tossup.’ d. ‘I’m under contractual obligation to hype the evil […]
The Lizard of Gauze Once upon a time a cruel carpenter and his savage beast set out to find and subsequently steal the Cube of Flavors from the Tree of Pensive Contemplation, which, according to legendary lore, grew somewhere east of the Great Chambered Mountain of Ken. Unfortunately for the evil pair, they fell into […]
The elephant and the tax consultant moved to the starting line and crouched low, preparing to hurl themselves down the track. The starter, a renegade lumberjack, raised her pistol. Neither elephant nor insurance adjuster spoke a word, but both peered through slit eyes of rage at the innocent sky. Insufferable insults had been exchanged days […]
HARRISON MULT, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW Harrison Mult, attorney-at-law, posing as if being considered for a seat on the Supreme Court, studied the menu. “Hello, my name is Legion. I’ll be your meal escort today. Are you ready to order, sir?” said the waitress, pen at the ready, hair bunned, glasses on chain, focus located. “I was born […]
Wearing two uniforms at once made Tris feel special on his birthday.
Tris celebrated his birthday by: a. punching Ty Cobb. b. participating in a spitting contest with teammates. c. stacking and balancing four baseballs on top of his head. d. wearing a second uniform over his usual uniform.
Rembrandt frisked from room to room, banging his tambourine on the top of his head. He larked, clicking his heels. He boomed a bawdy ballad and roared with laughter. He ran outside giggling and destroyed his neighbor’s tulips. Energized, the young artist, sucking on a plum, returned to his easel. He narrowed his eyes and […]
Her other outfits were under repair in the foundry.
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