Anvil in a Lace Bootie

To accomplish ingress or egress from his domicile, the loon is required daily to pass beneath this canopy of beauty. Tweet

Once again, it’s time for trees like this to be brazen hussies. Eye candy? Indeed! Tweet

The slender purple krilobons seen here are triffid allies from the planet Trorth. The white blossoms are oh, my heavenly days, scented for to make one swoon. Tweet

We begin with a tour of the castle ruins and are delighted to encounter these darling sprouts shyly dancing across the moss dining on the crumbling stairway to the rotten and tumbled gibbet. Tweet

After what seemed to be several lifetimes worth of hauling sand, bricks, rocks, gardening tools, kindling, manure, fence posts, bales of barbed wire, rubble, trash of all sorts, and happy children, the wheelbarrow just up and quit, keeled over and refused to roll another inch. The triffid spawn, smiling their nasty invisible smiles, gathered in [...]

Iris smilin’ Ernie Pylin’ Ringo stylin’ Dollars dialin’ Data filin’ Kerouac milin’ and ol tylen Tweet

This is the hill of Jack and Jill That boulder there is exactly where Jack bashed his head and bled ’til dead Jill was sad and soon went mad Nice hill, though Tweet

If you think that chain will hold, think again. Tweet

When the drunken bricklayer finished building this wall, his clever wife convinced the client to pay up anyway by spinning out the old artistic vision philosophy statement of world despair and hope ploy. In fact, she scored double the job estimate fee. Clever indeed, and an excellent skater to boot, I might add, and, obviously, [...]

Janet Gaynor struggles to keep her head up under the 50 pound weight of her solid lead hat. Tweet