THE LIZABETH SCOTT KWIZ

October 5, 2017

Lizabeth’s hair: a. was constructed by joining together 3 sections of fine grained sculpted wood. b. was made of salt water taffy. c.was an alien with complete control over Lizabeth’s mind. d. did not look like this first thing in the morning.

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THINKING

October 3, 2017
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DEATH, BE NOT A HAMSTER

October 2, 2017

Death, be not a hamster Life, be not a spoon Love, be not a carpet tack lost upon the moon Death, bring lots of jellybeans Life, bring lots of coal Love, bring lots of fuzzy beads to tempt the wily mole

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – SUPERMAN

October 1, 2017

Loon: You could have knocked me over with a crowbar when the Lords of the 4th Dimension informed me that today’s guest for the 3 Question Interview was to be Superman. And sure enough, he’s here. I didn’t even know he was dead. Superman, why are you dead? Superman’s ghost: Everybody dies. I died. Get […]

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THE LILLIAN GISH KWIZ ANSWER

September 29, 2017

Lillian, deep down inside, thought her sister Dorothy’s urn was just a little better than her own.

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THE LILLIAN GISH KWIZ

September 28, 2017

Caught in the comfort of an emotional moment with her favorite urn, Lillian is giving the side-eye to: a. a braying door-to-door salesman extolling the virtues of the amazing whisk broom. b. a chocolate cake set there solely to interrupt her concentration. c. some dead bodies. d. her sister Dorothy’s favorite urn.

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THE TRIFFIDS OF SLOON

September 27, 2017

The drone hovered above the surface of Sloon, a planet teeming with triffid life, and sent back remarkable images of the sentient regal viscous lavender meander seconds before fibrous multi-mouthed rapidly deploying stems of destruction shot from the meander and consumed the drone.

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PINK FROND DRAGON WING

September 26, 2017
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A RICK OF LIME

September 25, 2017

There once was an ignorant ass without a scintilla of class. His eyes were quite pigly. Was he dumb? Oh yes, bigly, like a bloated balloon filled with gas.  

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – PHILOMENA PLANT

September 24, 2017

Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension are on vacation and failed to deliver a ghost to submit to the 3 Question Interview. Relying on my own integrity, I was forced to search for any ghost whatsoever and found this one, Philomena Plant, hiding in a crevice in the attic. Without further ado, Philomena, what […]

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