Anvil in a Lace Bootie

That there lady is Queen Lorelei Lo of Fiddleeebod. To look at her you wouldn’t think she’d been raised in the underground lair of a river dragon, would you? Nevertheless, so be it, such was the case. She appears in the first two fantasy stories written by the loon’s saner half, long before there was [...]

That’s Sill on the right, Fiss on the left, a sister/brother set of twins. They star in an experimental circular story, The Ledgemoon. It’s a story in the form of a wheel, the spokes of the wheel being the chapters. Enter the story at any spoke and read around and around as long as you [...]

This path leads to Queen Amzo’s garden at Honeygold, Clover Castle. She goes there to be alone with her thoughts, which are mostly about her daughter, Lorelei Lo, who as an infant had to be sent away to be raised as Servant Princess to the Dragon. Her story takes place 1000 years before the to-be-released [...]

I finished a re-edit of the story of this particular Princess yesterday. By carbonate of soda, it captured me. I’d been away from it long enough to forget the details. So I’d like to thank Ivah Skay, her hatred of idiotic rules, and her determination to become The Great Green Va. Also thanks to her [...]

Recipe for Boad, All Fidd and Leee Combined 1 cup Charles Dodgson 1/2 cup L. Frank Baum 1/2 cup Ruth Plumly Thompson 3 tablespoons Edward Lear 1 stick Theodore Geisel 1 dram Joyce Cary 1 flagon James Joyce shavings of Georges Perec and Samuel Beckett Holding flagon and shavings in reserve, combine all other ingredients [...]

Here is the young Nimble Missst. She is the focus of a 10,000 word short story, strangely titled Nimble Missst. She also stars in a full-length story some five or 6 years down the line from her 10-year old self pictured here. That one is called Quen Nim. Her stories are well known to the [...]

This sludge gump is located somewhere in the Woeful Wanderers’ Wasteland on the world of Boad, where the story, Bekka of Thorns, to be released on June 1 by Wild Child Publishing, takes place. Tweet

This is the one and only Rindle Mer. She is the lone watery woodlock ever to exist. What is a watery woodlock? If your mother is a shy chalky woodlock and your father is a river, you are a watery woodlock. Rindle Mer is noted for her stubbornness and her bark-lined endurance. In the story, [...]

This is Blinky Greenwing, who plays a central role in ‘Woeful Wanderers’ Wasteland’. Here he is much later, when he appears as a beloved grandfather in ‘Nimble Missst’ and ‘Quen Nim’. Tweet

Here we have a very rough sketch of Wun, Tuu, and Thrii, the Triplet Princesses of Fiddleeebod. Scroll down a bit and you will see a sketch of young Prince Dale Lightly, who grows up to be a Kinng and the father of these bickering, laughing, screaming, ever energetic, incredibly exhausting creatures. They play starring [...]