THE C. AUBREY/HENRY KWIZ

July 27, 2017

In this scene, C Aubrey Smith is chastising Henry Wilcoxon for: a. yodeling during vespers. b. eating the last marshmallow. c. the pig bladder whoopee cushion incident. d. impersonating an owl without the King’s blessing.

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THE GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL KWIZ ANSWER

July 21, 2017

The answer is everything. The guy does it all.

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THE GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL KWIZ

July 20, 2017

This government official was appointed by Donald Trump to oversee: a. the preparation of cheeseburgers and the defense department. b. golf course landscaping and the appointment of ambassadors to foreign nations. c. the orange skin products and environmental destruction. d. all of the above plus cyber hacking coordination and chocolate cakes.

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THE SPANKY KWIZ ANSWER

July 7, 2017

Hey, the barn owl was just doing what barn owls do.

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THE SPANKY KWIZ

July 6, 2017

Spanky has just seen: a. the future. b. 200 cobras rising en masse from the rain sodden lawn. c. a barn owl swallow a hedgehog. d. alien life forms emerging from a recently arrived flying saucer.

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THE LUCIANO PAVAROTTI KWIZ ANSWER

June 30, 2017

Getting to have that ball brought Luciano’s fondest dream to life.

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THE LUCIANO PAVAROTTI KWIZ

June 29, 2017

Young Luciano was dressed in this manner: a. by his wildly fashion conscious mother. b. so he could lure bullies near enough to suffer his wrath. c. because he knew the ball would be the reward for putting up with the indignity. d. to sing at the Celebration of Strangeness.

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THE DW GRIFFITH MISTRESS KWIZ ANSWER

June 23, 2017

All of the statements are true.

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THE DW GRIFFITH MISTRESS KWIZ

June 22, 2017

Carol Dempster, DW Griffith’s mistress and leading lady in his films during the 1920s, : a. weighed 57 pounds. b. could balance on one leg as pictured for hours and hours and hours. c. thrived on a diet of cockroaches and kelp. d. could recite from memory Bram Stoker’s novel, Dracula

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THE HOLMES/WATSON KWIZ ANSWER

June 16, 2017

Holmes had a devil of a time wresting that tape measure from the hedgehog.

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