August 21, 2016
Loon: Today we welcome for the 3 Question Interview the ghost of Benny Goodman, a bandleader from the days of yore. Mr. Goodman, is the french horn named after France? Goodman’s ghost: Don’t jive me, daddy. Next question. Loon: Yes, sir. Did wearing glasses help you as a musician? Goodman’s ghost: You’re a strange cat, […]
August 19, 2016
Once in a while Gloria would place her hairpiece on the turntable and give it a spin to hear Ethel Waters singing the blues.
August 18, 2016
Gloria produced this hairdo by: a. melting an Ethel Waters record to pliable and shaping it lovingly to fit her skull. b. shaping a thin layer of tar and laminating it. c. melting wax over her head and painting it with ink. d. dousing her hair in water, combing it, then pressing it down with […]
August 12, 2016
Nova’s karjalanpiirakka won the Helsinki Bake Off three years running in the early 1950s.
August 11, 2016
This British film star of the 1930s and 1940s was also: a. an accomplished track star specializing in the steeplechase. b. a world class chef specializing in Finnish cuisine. c. a literary scholar specializing in the works of Mark Twain’s cousin, Porky. d. a skilled seamstress specializing in aprons for infants.
August 7, 2016
Loon: I’m particularly thrilled to present today’s guest for the 3 Question Interview, one Arturo Toscanini, who was, I am informed by the Lords of the 4th Dimension, one of the greatest conductors of all time. Welcome, Mr. Toscanini. Tell me, did you ever get bored riding around on those trains all the time? Toscanini’s […]
August 5, 2016
They were really looking forward to enjoying a nice piece of cake.
August 4, 2016
Here Lon and Maria realize for the first time that: a. some fiend ate the last piece of cake. b. mountain lions and lambs cannot live together in peace. c. the script girl is transforming before their eyes into a script armadillo. d. all of the above
July 29, 2016
The Giant Rag Doll kidnapped Jean Harlow, but the situation was quickly resolved when the ransom demanding a wheelbarrow filled with scraps of material was paid.
July 28, 2016
Following this photo session, the Giant Rag Doll: a. drove Jean Harlow to The Brown Derby, where they had lunch. b. played bridge teamed with Jean Harlow against Clark Gable and Franklin Pangborn. c. hitchhiked back to her antique store in Flagstaff, Arizona. d. kidnapped Jean Harlow.