THE CLOWN FROG KWIZ ANSWER

July 18, 2014

The LSD jokes got old a long long time ago.

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THE CLOWN FROG KWIZ

July 17, 2014
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This clown frog is endangered because: a. he’s been fired from circus after circus for his drunken shenanigans. b. he’s unwilling to adjust to non-neon ways. c. if he hears one more LSD joke, he’ll explode. d. he’s about to go down to the river and teach that alligator a thing or two.

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THE WILLIAM S HART KWIZ ANSWER

July 11, 2014

‘all of the above’ is the correct answer. The illegitimate son of Leo Tolstoy, Hart was raised by wolves on the steppes, where he kept bees from an early age before paying his way to America by serving as head cook on a whaling vessel.

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THE WILLIAM S HART KWIZ

July 10, 2014

Silent movie cowboy star William S Hart was: a. the illegitimate son of Leo Tolstoy. b. raised by wolves. c. a beekeeper by nature. d. once head cook on a whaling vessel. e. all of the above.

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LIMBURGER CHEESE AND GARLIC KWIZ ANSWER

July 4, 2014

It’s lunchtime. She’s going to dip that garlic into the limburger cheese and eat it. Then she’s going to retrieve her tentacle sandwich from that metal container and eat it. Then, and only then, will she put on her real clothes.

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LIMBURGER CHEESE AND GARLIC KWIZ

July 3, 2014
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Silent film actress Valeska Suratt in this photo is: a. preparing for a date with Bela Lugosi. b. plotting the overthrow of Mary Pickford. c. sneering at the human fools and their ridiculous superstitions. d. about to dip that garlic into the limburger cheese and eat it. e. wishing she was lazing on the beach […]

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THE DAVY CROCKETT KWIZ ANSWER

June 27, 2014

He tripped on the root, dropping his gun, which proceeded to go off, bringing down a bar from a tree. In his defense, Davy was only 3 years old at the time.

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THE DAVY CROCKETT KWIZ

June 26, 2014

Davy kilt him a bar when: a. he tripped over a root and his rifle Betsy discharged, felling a bar up a tree. b. he lost a bet and had to tend bar while wearing a kilt. c. it was the only thing around he could find to kill. d. his erratic marksmanship felled a […]

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THE BEBE DANIELS KWIZ ANSWER

June 20, 2014

The correct answer is ‘e’, all of the above. Yes, that certainly was quite an eventful day, Oz or not Oz.

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THE BEBE DANIELS KWIZ

June 19, 2014

Young Bebe, playing Dorothy in the silent film version of The Wizard of Oz, is reacting here to: a. an invasion from Mars. b. Godzilla. c. the spontaneous combustion of a passing horse. d. the spontaneous combustion of a passing cow. e. all of the above

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