Anvil in a Lace Bootie

Ferns are friendly to a fault Until you cross ‘em Then they’re nault Tweet

heart of gold heart of dross heart of sinfully strident moss heart of lion heart of lamb heart of willfully ignorant clam heart of now heart of then heart incomplete, second and ten Tweet

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer made a very tasty snack Oh how the T- Rex loved him, though Rudy didn’t love him back All of the other reindeer fled in panic and dismay They would be snacks for T-Rex on some other holiday Tweet

The phantom singer appeared one night and gave the loon a friendly fright when she opened her mouth and blasted his woes with a cacophonous brassy “Anything goes”. Tweet

I did not chide her or deride her when she tore my face asunder. I did not blame her or defame her. In retrospect, I made a blunder. Tweet

In the Hall of the Mountain King a wedding did take place. The loon was in attendance and ate a lot of cake. Tweet

Stella, the shameless hussy, and Bella, the brazen bawd, Distribute all the candy in the wonderful world of Nod. How odd. Tweet

Homecoming in Venice These are pleasant as a pheasant groping through the trash bin looking for her fancy. These are pleasant as a pheasant hoping to land a metric ton or two or three. – Silly is the pheasant in her kitchen making up a song about a muffin. Silly is the creaminess she’s rich [...]

This is my doctor. I tied him to this tree in nineteen hundred and ninety-three. And every single year since then, why, yes, by gum, I’ve done it again. He’s been a lot of Halloween fun. (He died in 1981) Tweet

Dante Gabriel Rossetti rhymes with paper bits – confetti He didn’t deal with goblins, mister He left that to his little sister Tweet