BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – HENRY WADSWORTH LONGFELLOW

October 15, 2017

Loon: Today’s ghost for the 3 Question Interview, Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, wrote poems. Mr. Longfellow, did you write rhyme poems or those other weird ones? Longfellow’s ghost: In the beating heart of my earthly time I wrote verses with rhythm and rhyme. Loon: Good. Those other kinds are stupid.If you could be a favorite food, […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – ANDY DEVINE

October 8, 2017
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Loon: We have a treat in store for us today on the 3 Question Interview. The lords of the 4th dimension have brought someone they call a sidekick, Andy Devine, as today’s ghost guest. Mr. Devine, as a sidekick, do you kick people in the side or do you yourself get kicked in the side? […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – SUPERMAN

October 1, 2017

Loon: You could have knocked me over with a crowbar when the Lords of the 4th Dimension informed me that today’s guest for the 3 Question Interview was to be Superman. And sure enough, he’s here. I didn’t even know he was dead. Superman, why are you dead? Superman’s ghost: Everybody dies. I died. Get […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – PHILOMENA PLANT

September 24, 2017

Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension are on vacation and failed to deliver a ghost to submit to the 3 Question Interview. Relying on my own integrity, I was forced to search for any ghost whatsoever and found this one, Philomena Plant, hiding in a crevice in the attic. Without further ado, Philomena, what […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – BUFFALO BILL

September 17, 2017

Loon: My guest today for the 3 Question Interview is the ghost of Buffalo Bill. Mr. Bill, were you acquainted with many buffaloes? Buffalo Bill’s ghost: Yes, sir, I surely was. Loon: I’m not surprised because of your name. And were any of the buffaloes you met able to talk? Buffalo Bill’s ghost: Not so […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – CHESTER ARTHUR

September 10, 2017
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Loon: In a presidential mood, the Lords of the 4th Dimension have sent the spirit of someone they reassure me was, at some undetermined time, the president of the United States. First things first, I’m a little confused. Sir, is your name Chester Arthur or Arthur Chester? Arthur’s ghost: I forget. It doesn’t matter when […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – ELI WHITNEY

September 3, 2017

Loon: It’s going to be quite a task for me to figure out who this ghost delivered to us for the 3 Question Interview is. The Lords of the 4th Dimension have hurried off shouting ‘Eli Whitney cotton gin’ for whatever help that will be. Mr. Whitney, I myself am not a drinking man, so […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – ROBIN HOOD

August 27, 2017

Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have produced for this week’s 3 Question Interview Robin Hood, a man who needs no introduction. And so, without further ado, I introduce him as a raconteur and archery diva with the first question. Mr. Hood, in the olden days of which you are a member, who held […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – STEPHEN FOSTER

August 20, 2017

Loon: Welcome to The Three Question Interview With Celebrity Ghosts. Today’s guest ghost delivered to us by the Lords of the 4th Dimension is Stephen Foster, a gentleman I am told who wrote songs. Mr. Foster, would you be a fishing net if there were no other choices? Foster’s ghost: I don’t understand. Loon: Interesting […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – THOMAS JEFFERSON.

July 23, 2017

Loon: It is with incumbent joy that I accept delivery from the Lords of the 4th Dimension for the 3 Question Interview one Thomas L. Jefferson, 2nd president of the Continental Congress’s Untied States of America. Mr. Jefferson, a lot of books have been written about you. Do you agree? Jefferson’s ghost: Yes. Loon: Did […]

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