BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – JAMES DEAN

May 21, 2017

Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have seen fit to bring one James Dean to undergo today’s 3 Question Interview. I am informed that Mr. Dean acted in some motion pictures. Tell me, Mr. Dean, when did you have time to invent those yummy sausages while acting so much? Dean’s ghost (Cocks head to […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – AMELIA EARHART

May 14, 2017

Loon: For this Mother’s Day, what could be more appropriate for the Lords of the 4th Dimension to deliver to us for the 3 Question Interview than Amelia Earhart, the very famous woman. With the headgear and togs you’re wearing, Amelia, may I assume you were some sort of jockey? Earhart’s ghost: I was not. […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – THE RED BARON

April 23, 2017

Loon: What to our wondering eyes should appear brought to us by the Lords of the 4th Dimension to undergo the 3 Question Interview but a World War One aviator of highest note, namely The Red Baron. Baron, did you ever feel faint when bending over to tie your shoes? Ghost of Red Baron: Nein. […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – TRIGGER

April 16, 2017

Loon: We have a special treat this week on the 3 Question Interview. The Lords of the 4th Dimension have delivered to us Trigger, Roy Rogers’ horse. Since all ghosts have the power of speech, horse or whatnot, I’ll begin with this question. Do you like to talk, Trigger? Trigger’s ghost: Neigh. Loon: Why not? […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – ANDREW CARNEGIE

April 2, 2017

Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have delivered to us for the 3 Question Interview the ghost of Andrew Carnegie, who I am informed was a famous philo…philanos…phanth…do-gooder. Mr. Carnegie, when you began throwing away all your money, did you first buy enough new clothes to last you for a while? Carnegie’s ghost: Aye. […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – NEIL ARMSTRONG

March 19, 2017

Loon: We are entirely honored to welcome for the 3 Question Interview the first man to set foot on the moon, Neil Armstrong. Welcome, Your Grace, and would you tell us how much a gallon of gas cost in 1958 or so? Armstrong’s ghost: Oh, probably around 20 cents. Loon: Amazing. And can it possibly […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – JUMBO

March 11, 2017

Loon: In quite an astonishing turn of events, the Lords of the 4th Dimension have delivered to us today for the 3 Question Interview a famous elephant, Jumbo. And not only that, they have assured me that ghost elephants are able to speak. With this in mind, I greet you, Jumbo, with the following question. […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – KAY FRANCIS

February 12, 2017

Loon: I’m very excited to welcome to the 3 Question Interview today the very attractive ghost of a motion picture actress from the 1930s I’ve never heard of, Kay Francis. Tell me, Kay Francis, do you prefer your fried eggs with the yolks broken or unbroken? Francis’ ghost: Bwoken. Loon: What sort of gravy do […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – ELIZABETH CADY STANTON

February 5, 2017

Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have brought to us today for the 3 Question Interview a very famous woman I personally have never head of, Elizabeth Cady Stanton. Welcome, E.C., if I may be so bold. Your dress suggests to me the somebody alive in the 17th, 18th, or 19th century. Am I […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – ULYSSES S GRANT

January 29, 2017

Loon: We welcome today for the3 Question Interview one Ulysses S Grant, a former general and president of the United States. Sir, does the S in your name stand for Sebastian? Grant’s ghost: No. Loon: Sean? Grant’s ghost: No. Loon: Septimus? Grant’s ghost: No. Loon: Thank you for joining me today for the 3 Question […]

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