BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – NEIL ARMSTRONG

March 19, 2017

Loon: We are entirely honored to welcome for the 3 Question Interview the first man to set foot on the moon, Neil Armstrong. Welcome, Your Grace, and would you tell us how much a gallon of gas cost in 1958 or so? Armstrong’s ghost: Oh, probably around 20 cents. Loon: Amazing. And can it possibly […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – JUMBO

March 11, 2017

Loon: In quite an astonishing turn of events, the Lords of the 4th Dimension have delivered to us today for the 3 Question Interview a famous elephant, Jumbo. And not only that, they have assured me that ghost elephants are able to speak. With this in mind, I greet you, Jumbo, with the following question. […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – KAY FRANCIS

February 12, 2017

Loon: I’m very excited to welcome to the 3 Question Interview today the very attractive ghost of a motion picture actress from the 1930s I’ve never heard of, Kay Francis. Tell me, Kay Francis, do you prefer your fried eggs with the yolks broken or unbroken? Francis’ ghost: Bwoken. Loon: What sort of gravy do […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – ELIZABETH CADY STANTON

February 5, 2017

Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have brought to us today for the 3 Question Interview a very famous woman I personally have never head of, Elizabeth Cady Stanton. Welcome, E.C., if I may be so bold. Your dress suggests to me the somebody alive in the 17th, 18th, or 19th century. Am I […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – ULYSSES S GRANT

January 29, 2017

Loon: We welcome today for the3 Question Interview one Ulysses S Grant, a former general and president of the United States. Sir, does the S in your name stand for Sebastian? Grant’s ghost: No. Loon: Sean? Grant’s ghost: No. Loon: Septimus? Grant’s ghost: No. Loon: Thank you for joining me today for the 3 Question […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – LOUISE BROOKS

January 22, 2017

Loon: For today’s 3 Question Interview, the Lords of the 4th Dimension have supplied us with a movie actress from long ago, Louise Brooks. Tell us, Ms. Brooks, what was 1925 like? Brooks’ ghost: Pretty much the same as 1926. Loon: And if I may be so bold, what was a typical breakfast for you […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – EDGAR ALLAN POE

January 8, 2017

Loon: I’m especially looking forward to this episode of The 3 Question Interview because our celebrity ghost today is someone I have actually heard of, Professor Edgar Allan Poe. Your honor, can you tell us about any experiences you might have had on any random train journey? Poe’s ghost: No. Loon: In that case, where […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – STEPHEN FOSTER

January 1, 2017

Loon: On this new year’s day edition of the 3 Question Interview With A Celebrity Ghost, the Lords of the 4th Dimension have seen fit to deliver to us one Stephen Foster, a man I have never heard of, but who I am told wrote tunes. Mr. Foster, how often were you able to go […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE

December 25, 2016

Loon: I’m super excited to welcome for the 3 Question Interview on this Christmas morning none other than The Ghost of Christmas Future. Tell me, GCF, if I may be so bold, what will Christmas be like in the future? Ghost (standing motionless): …….. Loon: I take that as a no comment. I understand. Secrets […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – P. T. BARNUM

December 11, 2016

Loon: Today for the 3 Question Interview I am delighted to welcome a gentleman who I am told was a 19th century showman of note, P. T. Barnum. Haven’t we met earlier, Mr. Barnum? Barnum’s ghost: My popularity is such that return engagements are no novelty to me. Loon: Oh. What was your best attraction? […]

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