BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – LOUISE BROOKS

January 22, 2017

Loon: For today’s 3 Question Interview, the Lords of the 4th Dimension have supplied us with a movie actress from long ago, Louise Brooks. Tell us, Ms. Brooks, what was 1925 like? Brooks’ ghost: Pretty much the same as 1926. Loon: And if I may be so bold, what was a typical breakfast for you […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – EDGAR ALLAN POE

January 8, 2017

Loon: I’m especially looking forward to this episode of The 3 Question Interview because our celebrity ghost today is someone I have actually heard of, Professor Edgar Allan Poe. Your honor, can you tell us about any experiences you might have had on any random train journey? Poe’s ghost: No. Loon: In that case, where […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – STEPHEN FOSTER

January 1, 2017

Loon: On this new year’s day edition of the 3 Question Interview With A Celebrity Ghost, the Lords of the 4th Dimension have seen fit to deliver to us one Stephen Foster, a man I have never heard of, but who I am told wrote tunes. Mr. Foster, how often were you able to go […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE

December 25, 2016

Loon: I’m super excited to welcome for the 3 Question Interview on this Christmas morning none other than The Ghost of Christmas Future. Tell me, GCF, if I may be so bold, what will Christmas be like in the future? Ghost (standing motionless): …….. Loon: I take that as a no comment. I understand. Secrets […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – P. T. BARNUM

December 11, 2016

Loon: Today for the 3 Question Interview I am delighted to welcome a gentleman who I am told was a 19th century showman of note, P. T. Barnum. Haven’t we met earlier, Mr. Barnum? Barnum’s ghost: My popularity is such that return engagements are no novelty to me. Loon: Oh. What was your best attraction? […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – WOODROW WILSON

November 27, 2016

Loon: Welcome to the 3 Question Interview. Today the Lords of the 4th Dimension have brought to us a former president of the United States, Mr. Woodrow N. Willman. Mr. President, how do you keep those little nose pincher specs from falling off? Wilson’s ghost: I tilt my head back slightly, and my name is […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – FRANK MORGAN

November 6, 2016

Loon: Today our guest on the 3 Question Interview is the ghost of Frank Morgan, who I am informed played the Wizard in the movie, The Wizard of Oz. Mr. Morgan, did you have a favorite scene in that movie? Morgan’s ghost: What? Ah, yes. Favorite scene? Now let me think. I do believe … […]

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A SENTENCE BY ALAN MOORE

November 1, 2016

This wiz where I used to live, back when I used to live. – from an incredible novel, Jerusalem

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – SAMUEL BECKETT’S HABERDASHER

October 30, 2016

Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have seen fit to bring us for the 3 Question Interview Samuel Beckett’s haberdasher. Mr. Dasher, was Samuel Beckett a horse when it came to wearing clothes? Beckett’s haberdasher’s ghost: All going, stopped going, to begin again. Loon: Am I right to interpret that as a ‘yes’? Beckett’s […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – JEAN-PAUL SARTRE

October 2, 2016

Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have seen fit to send to us for today’s 3 Question Interview a French writer and philosopher named John Paul Sart. If I may call you John, John, are you related in any way at all to an American sea person named John Paul Jones? Sartre’s ghost: No. […]

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