BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – CHARLES DICKENS

January 24, 2016

Loon: I have the honor, privilege, and golden opportunity today to conduct the 3 question interview with the ghost of Mr. Charles Dickens, who famously wrote many famous books, so I am told. Welcome, sir, and may I begin by asking a question about your childhood? Dickens’ ghost: You may. Loon: I know I should […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOST – EDMUND GWENN

December 13, 2015

Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension tell me the guest for today’s 3 question interview is some fellow named Edmund Gwenn. They can’t fool me. You’re really Santa Claus, aren’t you, Mr. so called Edmund Gwenn? Edmund Gwenn’s ghost: Of course I am. Loon: I thought so. Tell me, Santa, can the reindeer read? […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – THOMAS EDISON

November 8, 2015

Loon: With us today for the 3 Question Interview is none other than the ghost of Thomas Alvin Edison, the famous inventor. Mr. Edison, was it hard to invent stuff? Edison’s ghost: My middle name is Alva, not Alvin, and inventing ‘stuff’, as you say, was no easy task. Loon: Alva? Really? Sounds more like […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – ELEANOR ROOSEVELT

October 25, 2015

Loon: Today’s celebrity ghost here for the 3 question interview is a former First Lady, Eleanor Roosevelt. Madame Chairman, just what was it like to be married to Teddy Roosevelt? Eleanor’s ghost: Teddy was my uncle. Loon: You were married to your uncle? Eleanor’s ghost: No, no, no. I was married to Franklin. Loon: Are […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – ANTHONY TROLLOPE

October 18, 2015

Loon: I’ve been told that today’s guest for the 3 question celebrity ghost interview is a writer of novels from some time ago. His name is Anthony Trollope. Mr. Trollope, I can’t help noticing your bushy beard. Does it ever itch? Trollope’s ghost: To circumnavigate this conundrum with utmost caution and a certain level of […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – NERO

September 20, 2015
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Loon: Today for the 3 question interview we welcome the ghost of the famous Roman emperor, Nero. Your Royal Elevatedness, welcome. Do you speak American? Nero’s ghost: Si, amigo. Loon: Uh, I mean American like in Omaha. Do you speak that? Nero’s ghost: But of course. I speak everything. I’m a genius. Loon: What is […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – CECIL B DEMILLE

August 16, 2015

Loon: I’m told by the Lords of the 4th dimension that today’s 3 question interview subject, when living, was big in Hollywood. His name is Cecil B DeMille. Mr. DeMille, you seem to be of average size. Were the residents of Hollywood unusually small? DeMille’s ghost (wearing a carefully planned look of extreme importance on […]

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OLD TIME RADIO CIGARETTE COMMERCIAL

May 15, 2015

Announcer: White Swan Cigarettes present (music in, music out) Trace Element, Private Eye. Trio: (sing) White Swan Cigarettes are all the rage, They’ll help you live to a ripe old age. Announcer: Yes, friends, remember White Swan Cigarettes, industry tested, are packed with health inducing chemicals. When you draw those finest of tars into your […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – ALFRED HITCHCOCK

April 19, 2015

Loon: Today the Lords of the 4th Dimension have brought forth¬† a celebrity by the name of Alfred Hitchcock, who was an important filmmaker, they tell me. Welcome to the 3 Question Interview, Mr. Hitchcock. Alfred’s ghost: Good evening. Loon: I don’t know a lot about films. The last one I saw was Chitty Chitty […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – ?

March 8, 2015

Loon: As a special treat for today, the Lords of the 4th Dimension are supplying me with a mystery celebrity ghost. I am to try and guess who it is by asking 3 questions. The ghost is here now, and I can see her, but I can’t identify her by sight. So here goes. Mystery […]

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