BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – WOODROW WILSON

November 27, 2016

Loon: Welcome to the 3 Question Interview. Today the Lords of the 4th Dimension have brought to us a former president of the United States, Mr. Woodrow N. Willman. Mr. President, how do you keep those little nose pincher specs from falling off? Wilson’s ghost: I tilt my head back slightly, and my name is […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – FRANK MORGAN

November 6, 2016

Loon: Today our guest on the 3 Question Interview is the ghost of Frank Morgan, who I am informed played the Wizard in the movie, The Wizard of Oz. Mr. Morgan, did you have a favorite scene in that movie? Morgan’s ghost: What? Ah, yes. Favorite scene? Now let me think. I do believe … […]

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A SENTENCE BY ALAN MOORE

November 1, 2016

This wiz where I used to live, back when I used to live. – from an incredible novel, Jerusalem

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – SAMUEL BECKETT’S HABERDASHER

October 30, 2016

Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have seen fit to bring us for the 3 Question Interview Samuel Beckett’s haberdasher. Mr. Dasher, was Samuel Beckett a horse when it came to wearing clothes? Beckett’s haberdasher’s ghost: All going, stopped going, to begin again. Loon: Am I right to interpret that as a ‘yes’? Beckett’s […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – JEAN-PAUL SARTRE

October 2, 2016

Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have seen fit to send to us for today’s 3 Question Interview a French writer and philosopher named John Paul Sart. If I may call you John, John, are you related in any way at all to an American sea person named John Paul Jones? Sartre’s ghost: No. […]

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OSTRICH AND GIRAFFE

September 24, 2016

(Curtain opens to reveal two lecterns fronting a backdrop painting of huge orange poppies blanketing a vast green field. A giraffe stands behind one lectern, an ostrich behind the other.) Ostrich: Nevertheless. Giraffe: In point of fact it stands to reason if not to rhyme that … Ostrich: Nevertheless. Giraffe: All things considered it should […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – BENJAMIN FRANKLIN

August 28, 2016

Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have brought forth for the 3 Question Interview a man from long ago who single-handedly invented electricity, Benjamin Franklin. Welcome, Mr. Franklin, and may I ask you if you ever built a raft? Franklin’s ghost: You may. Loon: Did you ever build a raft? Franklin’s ghost: A penny […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – CASPER

August 14, 2016

Loon: What a treat we have today. The Lords of the 4th Dimension have brought to us for the 3 Question Interview the one and only Casper, the Friendly Ghost. Tell me, Casper, who were you before you were a friendly ghost? Casper: Tee hee hee. Loon: Oh, my. Don’t be shy. Are you really […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – SERGEI PROKOFIEV

July 31, 2016

Loon: I am excited to welcome for today’s 3 Question Interview Sergei Prokofiev, a famous Russian composer I think I heard about once. Mr, or should I say Herr Prokofiev, did you like being a Russian? Prokofiev’s ghost: Da. Loon: I am told you wrote music. Do you think music should be listened to in […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – SIR ISAAC NEWTON

July 17, 2016

Loon: We are most fortunate today to have for the 3 Question Interview one Sir Isaac Newton, a man who, among many other things too numerous to be burdened with, invented gravity. Sir Isaac, would you mind awfully if I called you Ike? Sir Isaac’s ghost: I care not what you call me with the […]

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