BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – HERMAN MELVILLE

June 29, 2014

Loon: This week the Lords of the 4th Dimension have brought the ghost of Herman Melville to undergo our 3 question interview. Mr. Melville, could you tell us what it’s like to ride a whale? Melville’s ghost: I’d rather not. Loon: No? Okay. Then would you mind telling us how to make perfume out of […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – ELIZABETH I

June 8, 2014

Loon: For the 3 question interview today, I’m humbled to be honored to be presented with the opportunity to offer questions to the most famous Queen of England I know of, Elizabeth the First. Welcome, your regal serenity. May I call you Betty? Ghost of Elizabeth I: No, you may not. Loon: Very well then, […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – CHARLES DARWIN

April 13, 2014

Loon: Today for the 3 question interview we have a distinguished looking bearded gentleman, a Mister Charles Darwin, I am informed. Tell me, Mr. Darwin, are those boots comfortable? Darwin’s ghost: To be forthright, they are slightly snug. Loon: Following up on that, have you ever spilled honey onto your beard? Darwin’s ghost: You are […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – J.P. MORGAN

April 6, 2014

Loon: I am joined this morning for the 3 question interview by the ghost of J.P. Morgan, a prominent financier, whatever that may be. Mr. Morgan, why are you wearing spats? Morgan’s ghost: I want your coat. Give it to me. Loon: I’m not wearing a coat. What coat do you mean? Morgan’s ghost: In […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – DOUGLAS FAIRBANKS

March 9, 2014

Loon: Today’s celebrity ghost for the 3 question interview is the famous silent motion picture star, Douglas Fairbanks. Welcome, Mr. Fairbanks, and how many arms and legs did you break, including your own, acting in movies? Ghost of Fairbanks: I can do 104 pushups. Loon: Very good. Really. That’s marvelous. By the way, were you […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – IGOR STRAVINSKY

March 2, 2014
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Loon: Celebrity spirit interviewee for 3 questions today is the famous symphony orchestra conductor, Arturo Stravinsky. Tell me, maestro, are kettle drums really made out of kettles? Stravinsky’s ghost: Ah, the music, the music, the music. Loon: Yes, the music. Following up, and I must admit to having some inside information about this, were you […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – SAMUEL BECKETT

February 23, 2014

Loon: Today’s celebrity ghost for the 3 question interview, one Mr. Samuel Becker, was a writer of some note, I am told. Looks a little like the homeless guy living under my shed. Welcome, Mr. Becker. Tell me, did you ever have a run in with a sheriff? Beckett’s ghost: The lawn, the lawn, the […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – PETER LORRE

February 2, 2014
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Loon: Today I am proud and privileged to welcome to the 3 Question Interview the ghost of Mr. Peter Lorre. Welcome, Mr. Lorre. Did you spend much time bowling when you were alive? Lorre’s ghost: Why are you saying that? I can’t stand it! You’re driving me mad! Loon: All right. Let me approach from […]

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ONE NIGHT ONLY

January 26, 2014

PRESENTING FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY AN EXPERIENCE NEVER TO BE FORGOTTEN PEGASUS ON ICE featuring THE HARMONICA STYLINGS OF AUDREY HEPBURN and GABBY HAYES

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – JOHN D ROCKEFELLER

January 19, 2014

Loon: For the 3 Question Interview today we have a tiny old elf creature called, I am told, John D. Rockefeller. Tell me, little elf, what sorts of magic do you know? Rockefeller’s ghost: I will give you a shiny new dime. Loon: That would be nice, but won’t you share a magic spell or […]

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