OLD TIME RADIO CIGARETTE COMMERCIAL

May 15, 2015

Announcer: White Swan Cigarettes present (music in, music out) Trace Element, Private Eye. Trio: (sing) White Swan Cigarettes are all the rage, They’ll help you live to a ripe old age. Announcer: Yes, friends, remember White Swan Cigarettes, industry tested, are packed with health inducing chemicals. When you draw those finest of tars into your […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – ALFRED HITCHCOCK

April 19, 2015

Loon: Today the Lords of the 4th Dimension have brought forth¬† a celebrity by the name of Alfred Hitchcock, who was an important filmmaker, they tell me. Welcome to the 3 Question Interview, Mr. Hitchcock. Alfred’s ghost: Good evening. Loon: I don’t know a lot about films. The last one I saw was Chitty Chitty […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – ?

March 8, 2015

Loon: As a special treat for today, the Lords of the 4th Dimension are supplying me with a mystery celebrity ghost. I am to try and guess who it is by asking 3 questions. The ghost is here now, and I can see her, but I can’t identify her by sight. So here goes. Mystery […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – JOSEPH CONRAD

February 8, 2015

Loon: Today’s guest ghost for the 3 question interview is Joseph Conrad, who I am told wrote books. Welcome, Mr. Conrad. Did anybody ever tell you that you look like the captain of the Titanic? Conrad’s ghost (staring wide-eyed at the loon): The horror, the horror. Loon (turning his head this way and that, frightened): […]

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A HAT FULL OF SAUSAGE

January 5, 2015

A HAT FULL OF SAUSAGE A STARTLING NEW PLAY from the pen of G. Miles Teppendisch starring Flake Belmont as the charmingly sinister Madge Blanket Robert Purn as the domestic equivalent of Shambo, the dolphin and Winnie, the Incontinent Horse OPENING SOON!! DON’T MISS IT!!

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – JACK BENNY

November 9, 2014

Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have delivered to us for the 3 question interview a show business celebrity, Jack Benny, who I am told was quite well known. Mr. Benny, what particular branch of show business were you a part of? Benny’s ghost: Hmmmmm. Loon: Were you perhaps musical? Benny’s ghost: If you […]

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THE DADA PLAY

November 4, 2014
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(Empty stage filled with all manner of sorts. Man wearing rooster costume from neck down enters stage left. Neck up, the man wears his own head.) Man (gazing up as up can be): … the night … the dream … the hope … ah, despair … End (blackout)

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – BABE RUTH

October 12, 2014

Loon: Baseball is having something called The World Series now. So the Lords of the 4th Dimension have brought a famous player from long ago for the 3 question interview. Welcome to Babe Ruth, famous baseball player. Mr. Ruth, how does one play baseball anyway? Babe’s ghost: Say, don’t kid me, kid. Loon: Is it […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – THE WRIGHT BROTHERS

September 28, 2014
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Loon: For the 3 question interview we have with us today none other than Orville and Wilbur Wright, inventors of flight. Tell me, Wilbur and Orville, is the little rumor I heard about a certain young lady named Kitty Hawk had quite a lot of input, so to speak, in getting your machine off the […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – SIR WILLIAM S GILBERT

September 21, 2014
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Loon: Today the Lords of the 4th Dimension have seen fit to deliver to us for the 3 question interview the ghost of Sir William Gilbert. I am led to believe Sir William was active in Victorian England. Sir William, did you have anything to do with investigating the Jack the Ripper murders? Ghost of […]

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