BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – JACK BENNY

November 9, 2014

Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have delivered to us for the 3 question interview a show business celebrity, Jack Benny, who I am told was quite well known. Mr. Benny, what particular branch of show business were you a part of? Benny’s ghost: Hmmmmm. Loon: Were you perhaps musical? Benny’s ghost: If you […]

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THE DADA PLAY

November 4, 2014
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(Empty stage filled with all manner of sorts. Man wearing rooster costume from neck down enters stage left. Neck up, the man wears his own head.) Man (gazing up as up can be): … the night … the dream … the hope … ah, despair … End (blackout)

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – BABE RUTH

October 12, 2014

Loon: Baseball is having something called The World Series now. So the Lords of the 4th Dimension have brought a famous player from long ago for the 3 question interview. Welcome to Babe Ruth, famous baseball player. Mr. Ruth, how does one play baseball anyway? Babe’s ghost: Say, don’t kid me, kid. Loon: Is it […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – THE WRIGHT BROTHERS

September 28, 2014
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Loon: For the 3 question interview we have with us today none other than Orville and Wilbur Wright, inventors of flight. Tell me, Wilbur and Orville, is the little rumor I heard about a certain young lady named Kitty Hawk had quite a lot of input, so to speak, in getting your machine off the […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – SIR WILLIAM S GILBERT

September 21, 2014
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Loon: Today the Lords of the 4th Dimension have seen fit to deliver to us for the 3 question interview the ghost of Sir William Gilbert. I am led to believe Sir William was active in Victorian England. Sir William, did you have anything to do with investigating the Jack the Ripper murders? Ghost of […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – GORT

August 10, 2014
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Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have brought to us for today’s 3 question interview a famous giant robot from outer space. Welcome, giant robot. What do you eat? Gort ghost: First of all, thanks for the welcome. Second of all, I eat all sorts of things, such as bread and wine. Sometimes licorice […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – HERMAN MELVILLE

June 29, 2014

Loon: This week the Lords of the 4th Dimension have brought the ghost of Herman Melville to undergo our 3 question interview. Mr. Melville, could you tell us what it’s like to ride a whale? Melville’s ghost: I’d rather not. Loon: No? Okay. Then would you mind telling us how to make perfume out of […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – ELIZABETH I

June 8, 2014

Loon: For the 3 question interview today, I’m humbled to be honored to be presented with the opportunity to offer questions to the most famous Queen of England I know of, Elizabeth the First. Welcome, your regal serenity. May I call you Betty? Ghost of Elizabeth I: No, you may not. Loon: Very well then, […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – CHARLES DARWIN

April 13, 2014

Loon: Today for the 3 question interview we have a distinguished looking bearded gentleman, a Mister Charles Darwin, I am informed. Tell me, Mr. Darwin, are those boots comfortable? Darwin’s ghost: To be forthright, they are slightly snug. Loon: Following up on that, have you ever spilled honey onto your beard? Darwin’s ghost: You are […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – J.P. MORGAN

April 6, 2014

Loon: I am joined this morning for the 3 question interview by the ghost of J.P. Morgan, a prominent financier, whatever that may be. Mr. Morgan, why are you wearing spats? Morgan’s ghost: I want your coat. Give it to me. Loon: I’m not wearing a coat. What coat do you mean? Morgan’s ghost: In […]

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