BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – ELI WHITNEY

September 3, 2017

Loon: It’s going to be quite a task for me to figure out who this ghost delivered to us for the 3 Question Interview is. The Lords of the 4th Dimension have hurried off shouting ‘Eli Whitney cotton gin’ for whatever help that will be. Mr. Whitney, I myself am not a drinking man, so […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – ROBIN HOOD

August 27, 2017

Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have produced for this week’s 3 Question Interview Robin Hood, a man who needs no introduction. And so, without further ado, I introduce him as a raconteur and archery diva with the first question. Mr. Hood, in the olden days of which you are a member, who held […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – STEPHEN FOSTER

August 20, 2017

Loon: Welcome to The Three Question Interview With Celebrity Ghosts. Today’s guest ghost delivered to us by the Lords of the 4th Dimension is Stephen Foster, a gentleman I am told who wrote songs. Mr. Foster, would you be a fishing net if there were no other choices? Foster’s ghost: I don’t understand. Loon: Interesting […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – THOMAS JEFFERSON.

July 23, 2017

Loon: It is with incumbent joy that I accept delivery from the Lords of the 4th Dimension for the 3 Question Interview one Thomas L. Jefferson, 2nd president of the Continental Congress’s Untied States of America. Mr. Jefferson, a lot of books have been written about you. Do you agree? Jefferson’s ghost: Yes. Loon: Did […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – CHITA

July 16, 2017

Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension in their wisdom have sent to us for the 3 Question Interview a chimpanzee. I am told it was a movie star named Chita in something called Tar Zone or Tar Man. Tell me, Chita, did you ever operate the camera yourself when shooting those movies? Chita’s ghost: […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – DOCTOR JOHN HARVEY KELLOGG

July 2, 2017

Loon: Today’s guest on the 3 Question Interview is the ghost of Doctor John Harvey Kellogg. The Lords of the 4th Dimension tell me he likes cereal. Doctor, why are you standing on your head? Kellogg’s ghost: It makes my blood happy. Loon: Are you going to stand on your head for the entire interview? […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – GENTLEMAN JIM CORBETT

June 18, 2017

Loon: Today’s celebrity ghost supplied to us for the 3 Question Interview, one Gentleman Jim Corbett, looks like a boxer. Were you a boxer, Gentleman? Corbett’s ghost: I was a pugilist of some note. Loon: Well, I’m sure pugiling was important, too. Did you ever meet the Queen of England, or better yet, dance with […]

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CABINET MEETING

June 13, 2017

(God and a coterie of subservient sycophants are seated around a table.) God: I think each one of you should praise me in turn. Start. Sycophant 1: You’re the best. You’re so great. I mean, my God! I’m humbled and grateful to be near you. Sycophant 2: I’m going to bronze the clothes I’m wearing […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON

June 4, 2017

Loon: I would like to welcome to today’s 3 Question Interview the ghost of someone the Lords of the 4th Dimension have informed me wrote Treasure Island, Robert Louis Stevenson. So, Mr. Stevenson, which came first, the book or the movie? Stevenson’s ghost: Don’t be daft, laddie. Movies didna exist when I was living. Loon: […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – MARY SHELLEY

May 28, 2017

Loon: A woman’s ghost named Mary Shelley from some previous time has been brought to us by the Lords of the 4th Dimension to undergo the Three Question Interview. As a ghost of yore, Mistress Mary, aren’t you envious when you see how the stoves of today with burners and ovens are so much easier […]

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