BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – LORNA DOONE

January 14, 2018

Loon: It’s not often that the Lords of the 4th Dimension honor us with the ghost of a fictional character. So today I am proud to welcome to the 3 Question Interview Lorna Doone, who I am assured is a fictional character. Madame Doone, what do you look for in a cookie? Lorna Doone’s ghost: […]

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NUTCRACKER

December 11, 2017
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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – THE BROTHERS GRIMM

December 10, 2017

Loon: What an unprecedented glory we have today in that the Lords of the 4th Dimension have brought to us for the 3 Question Interview two celebrity ghosts, the Brothers Grimm! Brothers, do you have a favorite word? Ghosts of Grimms (in harmony): Ausgezeichnet! Loon: Ausge…what? Ghosts of Grimms (in harmony): Zeichnet! Loon: Oh. One […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – WILLIAM RANDOLPH HEARST’S CHAUFFEUR

December 3, 2017

Loon: To bring us into the holiday season the Lords of the 4th Dimension have delivered unto us the ghost of William Randolph Heart’s chauffeur to under go the 3 Question Interview. May I ask you first, William Randolph Hearst’s chauffeur, something about William Randolph Hearst’s cars, automobiles, and adjacent devices? The ghost of William […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – HENRY WADSWORTH LONGFELLOW

October 15, 2017

Loon: Today’s ghost for the 3 Question Interview, Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, wrote poems. Mr. Longfellow, did you write rhyme poems or those other weird ones? Longfellow’s ghost: In the beating heart of my earthly time I wrote verses with rhythm and rhyme. Loon: Good. Those other kinds are stupid.If you could be a favorite food, […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – ANDY DEVINE

October 8, 2017
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Loon: We have a treat in store for us today on the 3 Question Interview. The lords of the 4th dimension have brought someone they call a sidekick, Andy Devine, as today’s ghost guest. Mr. Devine, as a sidekick, do you kick people in the side or do you yourself get kicked in the side? […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – SUPERMAN

October 1, 2017

Loon: You could have knocked me over with a crowbar when the Lords of the 4th Dimension informed me that today’s guest for the 3 Question Interview was to be Superman. And sure enough, he’s here. I didn’t even know he was dead. Superman, why are you dead? Superman’s ghost: Everybody dies. I died. Get […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – PHILOMENA PLANT

September 24, 2017

Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension are on vacation and failed to deliver a ghost to submit to the 3 Question Interview. Relying on my own integrity, I was forced to search for any ghost whatsoever and found this one, Philomena Plant, hiding in a crevice in the attic. Without further ado, Philomena, what […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – BUFFALO BILL

September 17, 2017

Loon: My guest today for the 3 Question Interview is the ghost of Buffalo Bill. Mr. Bill, were you acquainted with many buffaloes? Buffalo Bill’s ghost: Yes, sir, I surely was. Loon: I’m not surprised because of your name. And were any of the buffaloes you met able to talk? Buffalo Bill’s ghost: Not so […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – CHESTER ARTHUR

September 10, 2017
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Loon: In a presidential mood, the Lords of the 4th Dimension have sent the spirit of someone they reassure me was, at some undetermined time, the president of the United States. First things first, I’m a little confused. Sir, is your name Chester Arthur or Arthur Chester? Arthur’s ghost: I forget. It doesn’t matter when […]

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