CABINET MEETING

June 13, 2017

(God and a coterie of subservient sycophants are seated around a table.) God: I think each one of you should praise me in turn. Start. Sycophant 1: You’re the best. You’re so great. I mean, my God! I’m humbled and grateful to be near you. Sycophant 2: I’m going to bronze the clothes I’m wearing […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON

June 4, 2017

Loon: I would like to welcome to today’s 3 Question Interview the ghost of someone the Lords of the 4th Dimension have informed me wrote Treasure Island, Robert Louis Stevenson. So, Mr. Stevenson, which came first, the book or the movie? Stevenson’s ghost: Don’t be daft, laddie. Movies didna exist when I was living. Loon: […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – MARY SHELLEY

May 28, 2017

Loon: A woman’s ghost named Mary Shelley from some previous time has been brought to us by the Lords of the 4th Dimension to undergo the Three Question Interview. As a ghost of yore, Mistress Mary, aren’t you envious when you see how the stoves of today with burners and ovens are so much easier […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – JAMES DEAN

May 21, 2017

Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have seen fit to bring one James Dean to undergo today’s 3 Question Interview. I am informed that Mr. Dean acted in some motion pictures. Tell me, Mr. Dean, when did you have time to invent those yummy sausages while acting so much? Dean’s ghost (Cocks head to […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – AMELIA EARHART

May 14, 2017

Loon: For this Mother’s Day, what could be more appropriate for the Lords of the 4th Dimension to deliver to us for the 3 Question Interview than Amelia Earhart, the very famous woman. With the headgear and togs you’re wearing, Amelia, may I assume you were some sort of jockey? Earhart’s ghost: I was not. […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – THE RED BARON

April 23, 2017

Loon: What to our wondering eyes should appear brought to us by the Lords of the 4th Dimension to undergo the 3 Question Interview but a World War One aviator of highest note, namely The Red Baron. Baron, did you ever feel faint when bending over to tie your shoes? Ghost of Red Baron: Nein. […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – TRIGGER

April 16, 2017

Loon: We have a special treat this week on the 3 Question Interview. The Lords of the 4th Dimension have delivered to us Trigger, Roy Rogers’ horse. Since all ghosts have the power of speech, horse or whatnot, I’ll begin with this question. Do you like to talk, Trigger? Trigger’s ghost: Neigh. Loon: Why not? […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – ANDREW CARNEGIE

April 2, 2017

Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have delivered to us for the 3 Question Interview the ghost of Andrew Carnegie, who I am informed was a famous philo…philanos…phanth…do-gooder. Mr. Carnegie, when you began throwing away all your money, did you first buy enough new clothes to last you for a while? Carnegie’s ghost: Aye. […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – NEIL ARMSTRONG

March 19, 2017

Loon: We are entirely honored to welcome for the 3 Question Interview the first man to set foot on the moon, Neil Armstrong. Welcome, Your Grace, and would you tell us how much a gallon of gas cost in 1958 or so? Armstrong’s ghost: Oh, probably around 20 cents. Loon: Amazing. And can it possibly […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – JUMBO

March 11, 2017

Loon: In quite an astonishing turn of events, the Lords of the 4th Dimension have delivered to us today for the 3 Question Interview a famous elephant, Jumbo. And not only that, they have assured me that ghost elephants are able to speak. With this in mind, I greet you, Jumbo, with the following question. […]

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