BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – CHITA

July 16, 2017

Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension in their wisdom have sent to us for the 3 Question Interview a chimpanzee. I am told it was a movie star named Chita in something called Tar Zone or Tar Man. Tell me, Chita, did you ever operate the camera yourself when shooting those movies? Chita’s ghost: […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – DOCTOR JOHN HARVEY KELLOGG

July 2, 2017

Loon: Today’s guest on the 3 Question Interview is the ghost of Doctor John Harvey Kellogg. The Lords of the 4th Dimension tell me he likes cereal. Doctor, why are you standing on your head? Kellogg’s ghost: It makes my blood happy. Loon: Are you going to stand on your head for the entire interview? […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – GENTLEMAN JIM CORBETT

June 18, 2017

Loon: Today’s celebrity ghost supplied to us for the 3 Question Interview, one Gentleman Jim Corbett, looks like a boxer. Were you a boxer, Gentleman? Corbett’s ghost: I was a pugilist of some note. Loon: Well, I’m sure pugiling was important, too. Did you ever meet the Queen of England, or better yet, dance with […]

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CABINET MEETING

June 13, 2017

(God and a coterie of subservient sycophants are seated around a table.) God: I think each one of you should praise me in turn. Start. Sycophant 1: You’re the best. You’re so great. I mean, my God! I’m humbled and grateful to be near you. Sycophant 2: I’m going to bronze the clothes I’m wearing […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON

June 4, 2017

Loon: I would like to welcome to today’s 3 Question Interview the ghost of someone the Lords of the 4th Dimension have informed me wrote Treasure Island, Robert Louis Stevenson. So, Mr. Stevenson, which came first, the book or the movie? Stevenson’s ghost: Don’t be daft, laddie. Movies didna exist when I was living. Loon: […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – MARY SHELLEY

May 28, 2017

Loon: A woman’s ghost named Mary Shelley from some previous time has been brought to us by the Lords of the 4th Dimension to undergo the Three Question Interview. As a ghost of yore, Mistress Mary, aren’t you envious when you see how the stoves of today with burners and ovens are so much easier […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – JAMES DEAN

May 21, 2017

Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have seen fit to bring one James Dean to undergo today’s 3 Question Interview. I am informed that Mr. Dean acted in some motion pictures. Tell me, Mr. Dean, when did you have time to invent those yummy sausages while acting so much? Dean’s ghost (Cocks head to […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – AMELIA EARHART

May 14, 2017

Loon: For this Mother’s Day, what could be more appropriate for the Lords of the 4th Dimension to deliver to us for the 3 Question Interview than Amelia Earhart, the very famous woman. With the headgear and togs you’re wearing, Amelia, may I assume you were some sort of jockey? Earhart’s ghost: I was not. […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – THE RED BARON

April 23, 2017

Loon: What to our wondering eyes should appear brought to us by the Lords of the 4th Dimension to undergo the 3 Question Interview but a World War One aviator of highest note, namely The Red Baron. Baron, did you ever feel faint when bending over to tie your shoes? Ghost of Red Baron: Nein. […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – TRIGGER

April 16, 2017

Loon: We have a special treat this week on the 3 Question Interview. The Lords of the 4th Dimension have delivered to us Trigger, Roy Rogers’ horse. Since all ghosts have the power of speech, horse or whatnot, I’ll begin with this question. Do you like to talk, Trigger? Trigger’s ghost: Neigh. Loon: Why not? […]

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