October 10, 2014
She brought him chocolate.
October 9, 2014
In this picture, Bela, leaning on the ladder, is thinking:
a. I vant to suck your blood.
b. I’m almost certain it was you who stole my lunch.
c. Remove your hand from my umbrella.
d. You will bring me chocolate, bring me chocolate, bring me chocolate…
October 8, 2014
These green listening devices belong to the Tahoe triffid advance scouting party.
October 6, 2014
I interviewed this kokanee salmon. He told me his name was Charles Carpenter and he was ‘up stream for a bit of a spawn’.
October 3, 2014
He had quite a strong finish in the Cornwall to Scotland road race, moving from 20th to 8th over the final 10 miles.
October 2, 2014
a. could pour a tankard of ale directly down his throat without swallowing.
b. retreated to a secret bunker on Sundays to play with his doll collection.
c. wrote only when blindfolded.
d. finished a respectable 8th at the age of 19 in the Cornwall to Scotland road race.