THE IMPOSSIBLY YOUNG BETTE DAVIS KWIZ

February 15, 2018

The impossibly young Bette is wondering:

a. what it would be like to smoke a cigarette.

b. if her passion for stamp collecting will lead to anything.

c. how it would be if only she could get to Oz.

d. if there is intelligent life on Earth.

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WORK IN PROGRESS – BOOK CARPETS

February 14, 2018

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CALIFORNIA DREAMIN’

February 13, 2018

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PINK STATES ITS CASE

February 12, 2018

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – MARCEL MARCEAU

February 11, 2018

Loon: Welcome to today’s 3 Question Interview With a Celebrity Ghost. The Lords of the 4th Dimension have brought to us a French mime, one Marcel Marceau. Welcome, mein gnadiges frau Marceau. May I call you Marcel?

Marceau’s ghost: …..

Loon: Are you deaf?

Marceau’s ghost: …..

Loon: Ah, you no speaka da English. Am I right?

Marceau’s ghost: …..

Loon: Well, that rounds off to 3 questions. So, good-bye.

Marceau’s ghost: Au revoir.

(Loon takes drink of water so he can do a spit take. Marceau opens invisible door to leave, but climbs up invisible ladder instead.)

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BLOSSOM BLAST

February 10, 2018

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THE MARION DAVIES ON THE PHONE KWIZ ANSWER

February 9, 2018

Tipsy Lady won by 8 lengths. Marion won 10 grand.

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THE MARION DAVIES ON THE PHONE KWIZ

February 8, 2018

Marion is about to tell:

a. William Randolph Hearst not to forget to pick up eggs and milk.

b. her dress designer that she needs more buttons.

c. a lie.

d. her bookie to put a grand on Tipsy Lady in the 4th.

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SPLASH OF WHITE

February 7, 2018

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SAFETY

February 6, 2018

You feel safe. The bunker bristles with armaments. You occupy the protection room of the underground vault. Enough supplies to last 8 years stack up high enough to blanket the walls. The trapdoor entrance to the escape tunnel is marked with an X visible only when you wear the special glasses. The danger siren sounds. You raise the special glasses to your eyes. You dive for the now visible X. The long slide to safety fills you half with dread, half with hope. You shoot out into the culvert.

There she is. You die.

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