THE ERIC CAMPBELL KWIZ ANSWER

September 19, 2014

Eric’s nap boulder was also used as a picnic table.

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THE ERIC CAMPBELL KWIZ

September 18, 2014
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Eric Campbell, between takes on a Chaplin movie set, would:

a. dance on his toes and pirouette.

b. eat a wheelbarrow full of potato salad.

c. bask and nap on his own special giant boulder.

d. make haggis.

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THE LIFELESS CHIPMUNK

September 17, 2014

The lifeless chipmunk sat there, lifeless.

A jaunty jay hopped by, paused, said, ‘What’s your story, captain? Usually you’re zooming around here like so much lightning.’

The chipmunk barely sighed, muttered, ‘What’s the use?’

‘I know what you need,’ said the jay. ‘HAWK!’

The chipmunk flashed across the clearing and dove down a tunnel.

The jay chortled and went off looking for someone else to pester.

Moral: For arousal from torpor, a jaunty jay is just the ticket.

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AN EPIC NOVEL OF THE AGED

September 16, 2014

WINDED, BUT NOT GONE

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3 SETUPS

September 14, 2014

1. ‘Show Mr. Peabody into the library, please,’ repeated the insane woman clad in rags time and time again.

2. He suffers, I fear, from a severe case of permanent adolescence.

3. She was so full of herself that she overflowed onto others.

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SEPTEMBER MORN

September 13, 2014

2014-09-11 09.56.55

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THE GANDHI DANCE STUDIO KWIZ ANSWER

September 12, 2014

The skill and passion combined in Gandhi’s tango were unsurpassed.

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THE GANDHI DANCE STUDIO KWIZ

September 11, 2014

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When Gandhi opened his dance studio in Tempe, Arizona, :

a. people were taken aback.

b. the waiting list to join was lengthy.

c. although the usual dances were taught, Gandhi specialized in the tango.

d. some thought he’d gone dhoti and needed a rest.

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AN AGONY OF ECSTACY

September 10, 2014

a pleasure gone too far

i.e. consumption of an entire pie at one sitting.

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CHORUS GIRLS

September 9, 2014
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On a grubby roof in Los Angeles circa 1930, 9 chorus girl roommates take turns pounding each other impishly to wind down from a long sweaty day at the studio spent fending off various wise guy lotharios.

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