THE LOON DEFINED

August 11, 2014

secular humanist Gaia worshiping tree hugger

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – GORT

August 10, 2014
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Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have brought to us for today’s 3 question interview a famous giant robot from outer space. Welcome, giant robot. What do you eat?

Gort ghost: First of all, thanks for the welcome. Second of all, I eat all sorts of things, such as bread and wine. Sometimes licorice for a treat. Red, not the black.

Loon: Interesting. Do you have a favorite bread?

Gort ghost: No.

Loon: Oh. In that case, what’s your favorite digging tool?

Gort ghost: My laser is pretty handy for all sorts of things, digging to baking.

Loon: Fascinating. That’s all the time we have. Join me next time when the Lords of the 4th Dimension will conjure up another celebrity ghost for a 3 question interview. Until then, be very careful.

Gort’s visor opens, and everything is rayed into non-existence.

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RABE MEADOW AUGUST 2014

August 9, 2014

Mama Gaia has selected her jewelry for August.2014-08-09 09.06.07

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THE ZIEGFELD GIRL KWIZ ANSWER

August 8, 2014

When selected to portray Y, the young lady celebrated by tippling at her favorite speakeasy and dancing the Charleston until dawn.

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THE ZIEGFELD GIRL KWIZ

August 7, 2014

ziegfeld girl

This Ziegfeld girl is:

a. worriedly looking at the team giraffe.

b. wondering when her headpiece will be harvested.

c. dancing the accompaniment to ‘Hark, Let’s Spark in the Park’ sung by Walter Catlett.

d. one of the 8 girls posing as a letter in the phrase I LOVE YOU.

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THE LAUGH

August 5, 2014
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The laugh echoes along the hall, stops, pushes the down button, and chuckles softly while awaiting the elevator’s arrival. ding. The doors part, and the laugh tumbles into the not unoccupied cubicle. Greeted by the snarl, the laugh hoots and pushes 1. Doors close. Elevator descends. Doors open. The laugh erupts into the late afternoon hustle bustle. The snarl hurls itself into the traffic, binding it to honking helplessness. Meanwhile, the laugh flits homeward on the breeze to a remarkable dinner and a quart of vodka.

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HAPPY AUGUST FROM THE LAVENDER HILL MOB AND FRIENDS

August 4, 2014

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A SENTENCE BY NANCY MITFORD

August 3, 2014

She hoped that death would prove less dull and boring than life.

A sentence from Christmas Pudding about Philadelphia Bobbin, English upper class teenage girl.

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THE COOL MICHAEL CAINE KWIZ ANSWER

August 1, 2014

Marlon was having one of those days.

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THE COOL MICHAEL CAINE KWIZ

July 31, 2014

michael caine

Michael Caine in the above photo is bothered not in the least by:

a. the velociraptor entering the room.

b. the raging fury of a wounded Marlon Brando.

c. a bevy of assassins aiming a wide sample of weaponry at him.

d. Marley’s ghost.

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