April 4, 2014
They are discussing wealth, the healing balm.
April 3, 2014
These British bankers are discussing:
a. the situation in India.
b. the size of King Edward’s hernia.
c. the source of the Nile.
d. the eccentricities of their hostess.
e. wealth as the balm that heals all indignities.
March 31, 2014
has very little to do with this convention of alien death pods meeting to discuss a variety of nefarious plans.
March 30, 2014
Anyone who tells a lie has not a pure heart, and cannot make a good soup. – Ludwig van Beethoven
March 29, 2014
Everything was under control.
From Cape Fear and ummmm, no, it wasn’t.
March 28, 2014
Their IQs were high and UFO sightings moderately low.
March 27, 2014
The Hovick sisters:
a. kept a large net handy for when Mama went a little bit ‘off’.
b. ,before hitting the big time, lived on orange rinds and bread dust for weeks on end.
c. were as normal as blueberry pie spiked with vodka and chocolate chips.
d. had IQs of 170 and UFO sightings of 4.
March 26, 2014
The sun, like a malevolent Belgian horse, rose savagely over the surly sea.
‘Ain’t licked yet, you bent rusty excuse for a literate worm!’ croaked Tarleton Skrebble, his sanity lacking defiance lifting feebly from the bobbing raft.
‘Hell you ain’t!’ boomed the suddenly appearing mega whale of death.