May 1, 2012
The loon was most fortunate to meet this ent, a triffid ally here to participate in the upcoming triffid invasion and takeover of the earth. The loon, being the loon, more or less botched the interview.
LOON: Wow, you sure are tall. How tall are you?
ENT: 232 feet as the crow flies.
LOON: Do you eat honey?
ENT: No.
LOON: I eat honey. It’s good.
ENT: ………..
LOON: Do you hate birds landing on you and stuff?
ENT: No.
LOON: I got these new hiking shoes yesterday. They’re comfortable.
ENT: …………
LOON: Are you married?
ENT: No.
LOON: Me neither.
ENT: ………….
LOON: Well, guess I’ll be going now. See you later maybe.
ENT: Unless it’s after the invasion and you’re dead.
LOON: Okay.
April 30, 2012
The four finalists are:
Melissa Ravenhurst of Abilene, Kansas
Penny Montague of Plano, Texas
Trish Pennyfeather of Eugene, Oregon
Claudia Brockhurst of Pismo Beach, California
April 29, 2012
ANCHOVIES CAPTURED
IN RAID ON PANTRY
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SNACK OBTAINED
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WIDESPREAD JUBILATION
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SHERIFF’S PUZZLING RESPONSE
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Exclusive Interview With
Librarian Witness
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A snack was obtained yesterday
afternoon when four bandits hid
turn to page 46
April 28, 2012
Mary Anning and I are hunting fossils on the beach, she her creatures, I my fish.
That’s a nice lilting sentence from Remarkable Creatures.
April 27, 2012
The Grand Finale of the Spring Fashion Show featured these roses dancing to a tune by a Russky dude name of Pete Tchaikovsky.
April 26, 2012
Stodgy green old-timers endure with varying amounts of dignity the eager energetic play of red youngsters.
April 25, 2012
To accomplish ingress or egress from his domicile, the loon is required daily to pass beneath this canopy of beauty.
April 24, 2012
Once again, it’s time for trees like this to be brazen hussies. Eye candy? Indeed!
April 23, 2012
The slender purple krilobons seen here are triffid allies from the planet Trorth. The white blossoms are oh, my heavenly days, scented for to make one swoon.
April 22, 2012
We begin with a tour of the castle ruins and are delighted to encounter these darling sprouts shyly dancing across the moss dining on the crumbling stairway to the rotten and tumbled gibbet.
