Anvil in a Lace Bootie

Steve Shilstone

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THE JOHN C CALHOUN KWIZ #dada John C Calhoun’s hair: a. consisted of 0% hair and 100% wire. b. controlled the animatronic body beneath it. c. was a nervous wreck. d. dominated. pic.twitter.com/C1bsrs9zzQ

11:59 am · March 21, 2019

Steve Shilstone

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spring debuts pic.twitter.com/zDzj7nyPTJ

11:50 am · March 20, 2019

Steve Shilstone

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PHILOSOPHICAL DIALOGUE #dada “Anger is often the mask of shame,” said the learned frog to the empty shampoo bottle. “But desire is the quotient of temptation over the availability of a parking space,” responded the bottle. “Nevertheless, shut up,” commented the frog.

11:52 am · March 19, 2019

Steve Shilstone

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THE SECRET BLOOM #flashfiction #fairytale The village blacksmith and his good wife raised three daughters. At the time of this story, they were 14, 12, and 10 years old. They found time one morning to gossip by the well ... completed at bekkaofthorns.com pic.twitter.com/ALC4MlVews

12:39 pm · March 18, 2019

Steve Shilstone

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S.M: Double time! Now! Forward …. HARCH! L.M: Or time and a half. Whatever.

11:48 am · March 18, 2019

Steve Shilstone

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STERN MARTINET/LAX MARTINET #dada S.M: Straighten that line! L.M: Looks straight enough to me, fellas. S.M: Suck in that gut, Simpkins! L.M: As if you could, eh, Simpkins? S.M: Corporal, this is a disgrace! L.M: Well, there’s disgrace and there’s disgrace.

11:48 am · March 18, 2019

Steve Shilstone

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Happy birthday to the greatest evil robot in the history of the universe #brigittehelm pic.twitter.com/9mVgqdaHSo

12:45 pm · March 17, 2019

Steve Shilstone

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POEMS #dada #poetry 1 A book of curses underneath the cow A jug of bread, a loaf of wine, and thou Beside me ranting in a state of bliss 2 twinkle, twinkle, great horned owl can you tell me, learned fowl if my hair is neatly combed or nested like a wild sea foamed

12:08 pm · March 17, 2019

Steve Shilstone

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5 of 5 stars to The Queen of Spades and Other Stories by Alexander Pushkin goodreads.com/review/show/27…

7:48 pm · March 16, 2019

Steve Shilstone

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@AOC This 75 year old white guy begs to differ.

4:50 pm · March 16, 2019

Steve Shilstone

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DRESSED TO IMPRESS Whenever the Sanchez sisters deigned to attend, said attendance was cherished in memory ever after. pic.twitter.com/D2zXQDoYBW

12:18 pm · March 16, 2019

Steve Shilstone

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4 of 5 stars to Burr by Gore Vidal goodreads.com/review/show?id…

4:07 pm · March 15, 2019

Steve Shilstone

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Ember, a middle grade fantasy work-in-progress, introduces its villain, the Beast with Five Eyes, today at bekkaofthorns.com #fantasy #middlegrade

11:50 am · March 15, 2019

Steve Shilstone

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THE TULA ELLIS FINKLEA KWIZ #dada Tula: a. was a renowned Washington political broker and hostess. b. ran several houses of ill repute. c. was for many years chaperone at the Miss America pageant. d. loved to dance. pic.twitter.com/8nyrXQAqdk

12:00 pm · March 14, 2019

Steve Shilstone

@steveshilstone

what was written: We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal what was meant: We hold these truths to be self evident, that all property owning men are created equal

11:46 am · March 14, 2019