KINDNESS

August 5, 2015
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The crowd dispersed in sullen dismay after the winning ticket had been drawn. The richest man in town had won again. A bitter Norman Cardwell tore his losing stub into bits, stuffed them into his mouth, chewed them thoroughly into a clump of sog, and spat the clump of sog into the face of a […]

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PERKINS AND THE MILD MANNERED BLOWFISH

May 10, 2015
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The last thing Perkins expected to see was a mild mannered blowfish sitting across the table from her in the Automat. For this reason she froze in place with the hash loaded fork midway on its journey to her mouth. ‘Don’t be alarmed, young lady. The day couldn’t be lovelier. The weather couldn’t be nicer. […]

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THE BABY JANE HUDSON KWIZ

April 2, 2015

In this particular shot, Baby Jane Hudson is just about to: a. launch herself at the throat of Santa Claus. b. purchase 10,000 boxes of Girl Scout cookies. c. fly away with Peter Pan to Neverland. d. go to a very dark place indeed.

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THE BARBARA STANWYCK/RUBY STEVENS KWIZ

February 19, 2015
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Before she became Barbara Stanwyck, little Ruby Stevens wandered the streets of Brooklyn looking for: a. a decent 5 cent cigar. b. enlightenment. c. a magic wand so she could turn herself into a stevedore. d. Popsicle sticks.

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – THE WRIGHT BROTHERS

September 28, 2014
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Loon: For the 3 question interview we have with us today none other than Orville and Wilbur Wright, inventors of flight. Tell me, Wilbur and Orville, is the little rumor I heard about a certain young lady named Kitty Hawk had quite a lot of input, so to speak, in getting your machine off the […]

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