NOT ABOUT FISH

May 21, 2014
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This here rhyme is not about fish. Rather it’s all about making a wish. Oh moon, or sun, or any old star Up there above me, please fix my car. Thanks in advance. I’ll be in the bar.

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THE NIGHTMARE MICE

March 16, 2014
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Beware of the nightmare mice No, they are not very nice They catch and squeeze doves with their creepy white gloves Their bodies are crawling with lice

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POEM WITH ZAPPER

February 18, 2014
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I’ll write a poem today to rhyme in the usual way I’ll end with a capper an odd little zapper Oh, how the moon clenches its fist!

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SONG OF THE INTROVERT

January 13, 2014
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A few things about me you should know The moment I arrive I’m eager to go I’m plotting ‘Good-bye’ when I say ‘Hello’ That’s what about me you should know One more thing about me you should know If you ask me to travel, I’ll always say ‘No’ I abhor loud and bright, prefer soft […]

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VISITING PENELOPE

September 27, 2013
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Whenever I go to visit Penelope on the bank of the stream where she lives ‘neath the willow tree I bring an assortment of her favorite treats like mud sludge and pond scum and rotten black beets. For this I’m rewarded with one of her smiles and one of her bloodstained tooth sharpening files. Don’t […]

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RED RAGE SEETHING

September 17, 2013

RED RAGE SEETHING CHAINSAW TEETHING LO, THE TINY TRIFFIDS SWARM BEST NOT LINGER TO LOSE A FINGER IN THE ENSUING FRENZIED STORM

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TAR PAPER UNBENT

July 16, 2013
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tar paper unbent riddled with bullets and rhymes in the morning sludge of strangled nightingales

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SAVOR

June 4, 2013
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here might be flowers for your eyes to savor or mayhap you’ll eat them to enjoy their flavor such folly on your part would become far graver for you see, they’re triffids, and nothing can save yer

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THE DIVA’S BODYGUARD

May 29, 2013
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Approach ye not the bodyguard with its mane of stabbing quills Attempt to engage the diva instead through her agent, Harland Hills To bypass Harland would be foolish, something to be rued For the bodyguard is quick to strike. Do you secretly long to be food?

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THE HIKE OF STEEPNESS

May 22, 2013
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going up hill is grand with an extra lung at hand if you must do with a paltry two frequent rests are called for, it’s true crawling on hands and knees may prevent a cardiac seize really it might be best to remain at home and rest

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