Anvil in a Lace Bootie

Amazingly enough, ‘f’ is the correct answer. “How can this be?” you wail. It’s quite simple. She tripped and fell into Timothy Spall’s prototype teleporter and, not knowing how to operate it, flung herself thither and thather for a week before accidentally launching herself back to Mr. Spall’s parlor.

Jane Horrocks, while conducting research for the role of Bubble in ‘Absolutely Fabulous’, accidentally: a. set herself on fire. b. swam from Miami to Havana. c. piloted a zeppelin. d. sang to a phalanx of Scandinavian archers. e. scaled Mt. Everest. f. did all of the above.